People cant drive nor park

[Maglor]

I know someone who will take his key to any car, particularly big trucks, who park however the hell they want - especially if it's next to his vehicle. While I don't necessarily condone this behavior, I would probably do it if I had more guts. Instead I typically leave a nasty note, if I have something to write with and write on in my car.

What I hate is when the guy with the "fancy" car parks waaay at the back of the lot and parks right on top of the spot where 4 spaces meet. When I was younger, and more impulsive I would park right up against those people even though it meant walking farther. And once I left a 'you are what's wrong with this world' kinda note under such a persons windshield wiper.

But again, that was like 12 years ago.

I can't imagine doing physical damage to anyone's car over something so silly though.

 

[devilof76]

If your primary concern was for your safety, wouldn't it have been a better idea to pull over or off the road instead of throwing a nickel at the guy behind you?

My primary concern was justice, of which my personal safety is a big part, but not the only part.

 

[Eli26]

My primary concern was justice, of which my personal safety is a big part, but not the only part.

So the other part is being an ass and causing an even bigger problem? Riiiight.

 

[KitFisto]

I know someone who will take his key to any car, particularly big trucks, who park however the hell they want - especially if it's next to his vehicle. While I don't necessarily condone this behavior, I would probably do it if I had more guts. Instead I typically leave a nasty note, if I have something to write with and write on in my car.

If someone catches him doing it I'm sure they will take their fist to his face.

 

[jbinny]

If someone catches him doing it I'm sure they will take their fist to his face.

Concealed carry, FTW!!!

 

[jonny88]

Nice park job Vet! I was walking into Taco Bell and this caught my eye.

this guy is a bad parking yes, but this guy would not piss me off. if my vehicle was the black suv l would not really care, because the guy isnt close enough to were you cant get in your car. there is still plenty off room to get in and back out.

 

[jbinny]

What I hate is when the guy with the "fancy" car parks waaay at the back of the lot and parks right on top of the spot where 4 spaces meet. When I was younger, and more impulsive I would park right up against those people even though it meant walking farther. And once I left a 'you are what's wrong with this world' kinda note under such a persons windshield wiper.

But again, that was like 12 years ago.

I can't imagine doing physical damage to anyone's car over something so silly though.

What the ____ is the point of that?

People with nice cars park waaay back there to protect their "fancy" cars from *********s like you. I had a guy in a POS lifted jeep do something like that to my SRT-4 when I still had it. He was about 6 inches away from my driver's side door so I had to crawl in through the passenger's side door. The ******* must have been surprised when he came out of Wal-mart to find all four tires and his spare completely deflated.

 

[The Ween]

What the ____ is the point of that?

People with nice cars park waaay back there to protect their "fancy" cars from *********s like you. I had a guy in a POS lifted jeep do something like that to my SRT-4 when I still had it. He was about 6 inches away from my driver's side door so I had to crawl in through the passenger's side door. The ******* must have been surprised when he came out of Wal-mart to find all four tires and his spare completely deflated.

The guy took up 4 spaces! It's one thing to park far away hoping no one parks around you, but to take up four spaces is silly.

 

[devilof76]

So the other part is being an ass and causing an even bigger problem? Riiiight.

No, the other part was hoping it was a Canadian, who I could watch veer off the road when his windshield spiderwebbed, and then watch burst into flames when he slammed into the pines.

Thank you for reminding me how much I despise passive compliance with regard to the behavior of _______s. Since you enjoy having other drivers up your ass, next time I get tailgated, I'll recommend your bumper to them.

 

[jbinny]

The guy took up 4 spaces! It's one thing to park far away hoping no one parks around you, but to take up four spaces is silly.

I used to take up four spaces, too. When the back half of a Wal-mart parking lot is empty 99% of the time then why not?

What's the point of being a tool and parking your POS vehicle inches away from somebody's car just because it's nicer than yours. In all reality, he probably did deserve to have his windshield busted out or doors keyed down to the metal for pulling some crap like that.

 

[jonny88]

What the ____ is the point of that?

People with nice cars park waaay back there to protect their "fancy" cars from *********s like you. I had a guy in a POS lifted jeep do something like that to my SRT-4 when I still had it. He was about 6 inches away from my driver's side door so I had to crawl in through the passenger's side door. The ******* must have been surprised when he came out of Wal-mart to find all four tires and his spare completely deflated.

awesome.

 

[Maglor]

What I hate is when the guy with the "fancy" car parks waaay at the back of the lot and parks right on top of the spot where 4 spaces meet. When I was younger, and more impulsive I would park right up against those people even though it meant walking farther. And once I left a 'you are what's wrong with this world' kinda note under such a persons windshield wiper.

But again, that was like 12 years ago.

I can't imagine doing physical damage to anyone's car over something so silly though.

What the ____ is the point of that?

People with nice cars park waaay back there to protect their "fancy" cars from *********s like you. I had a guy in a POS lifted jeep do something like that to my SRT-4 when I still had it. He was about 6 inches away from my driver's side door so I had to crawl in through the passenger's side door. The ******* must have been surprised when he came out of Wal-mart to find all four tires and his spare completely deflated.

I used to take up four spaces, too. When the back half of a Wal-mart parking lot is empty 99% of the time then why not?

What's the point of being a tool and parking your POS vehicle inches away from somebody's car just because it's nicer than yours. In all reality, he probably did deserve to have his windshield busted out or doors keyed down to the metal for pulling some crap like that.

"'you are what's wrong with this world'"

Seriously though, I don't have the inclination to park right next to people like that anymore. Like I said, that was a long time ago. Now I just shake my head and laugh to myself when I see pretentious, self entitled pricks park like I have described.

 

[Maglor]

Would love to do this to those douches that take up 4 spaces:

https://www.threadless.com/product/187/I_Park_Like_an_Idiot/style,bumpersticker

 

[hairlesswookiee]

^^That's awesome. Definitely need some of those. However, I fit into the "douche" category because I like to park at the end of the parking lot...but not because I think my car is nicer than others. I just don't like when people ding my car causing me to pay $$ out of pocket to have it fixed because of their stupidity.

 

[Deckard]

Parking in 4 Spaces = A ticket

Willfull Destruction of Private Property = A Felony

Most parking lots have cameras so if they can justify finding and suing you for a few thousand, I don't think that a $30 ticket will matter anymore. Theyre already D-bags it isn't exactly a stretch.

Don't use those stickers, your adults, you do that ____ and your no better then them. They can ____ theyre own car up and claim your sticker did it. What are you going to do hire a glue expert in court?

Would love to do this to those douches that take up 4 spaces:

https://www.threadless.com/product/187/I_Park_Like_an_Idiot/style,bumpersticker

 

[Maglor]

Parking in 4 Spaces = A ticket

Willfull Destruction of Private Property = A Felony

Most parking lots have cameras so if they can justify finding and suing you for a few thousand, I don't think that a $30 ticket will matter anymore. Theyre already D-bags it isn't exactly a stretch.

Don't use those stickers, your adults, you do that ____ and your no better then them. They can ____ theyre own car up and claim your sticker did it. What are you going to do hire a glue expert in court?

Figured some douche would post something like that!

A cheap goof, and a dang good goof. 20, 40, or 100 packs of low-tac ready-to-stick bumper stickers.

Spoiler

I'm not getting any of these stickers. But it appeals to me because I have been known to leave a note.

 

[Deckard]

<---- Works for a lawyer, knows Rand Spier, "the accident Lawyer."

You don't think they can claim your "Low tac" thing ____ed up the paintjob on a car and the whole thing needs to be repainted to fix it evenly? Your pretty naive if you really don't think people sue each other for ____ like this.

I know someone who just sued a 40 year old mother of three because she was sitting "too close" (12 feet away) from the sideline and he tripped over her folding chair while reffing soccer. He just got a $120,000 dollar settlement for emotional harm, and shes losing her house. Lawyers will eat your soul for breakfast. Welcome to 2010.

 

[Maglor]

^^^

Needs to lighten up.

 

[Deckard]

^^^

Should worry about his own ____ instead of playing parking Batman with stickers.

Lighten up? You mean I shouldn't complain to a mod and get a thread closed down because people are laughing at me? Good advice, Ill save it to my harddrive.

 

[Maglor]

^^^

Should worry about his own ____ instead of playing parking Batman with stickers.

I should worry about my own ____? I just posted a funny bumper sticker. Then you came in and get all 'If you use these stickers you're no better than them." YOU need to mind YOUR own ____!


Also, what does "playing parking Batman with stickers" mean?

Lighten up? You mean I shouldn't complain to a mod and get a thread closed down because people are laughing at me? Good advice, Ill save it to my harddrive.

1) I didn't get anything closed.

2) Let it go.