RoboDad
Super Freak
I really feel sorry for you guys that feel the need to damage someone's property just because they may not have parked well. That kind of thinking is why this world is in such a bad shape and causes crime, war, etc. You can make all the excuses you want, and try to rationalize it anyway you can, but you are far worse than the bad parkers of the world. And no, I've never had my car keyed because I know how to park, but that wouldn't matter anyway... two wrongs don't make a right.
As usual, I wholeheartedly agree with you Lonnie. If anything, people who retaliate against others for such trivial inconveniences are hypocrites.
With that said, I do recall one rather funny story a friend told me many years ago. He was a fairly young guy, and had recently bought his first new car. Nothing fancy or expensive, but he still took some pride in it. The car had a decal on the side that featured the make and model in a "sporty" graphic.
One day, as he was getting into his car in a parking lot, a Mercedes pulled in to the next spot. The passenger in that car carelessly flung her door open, putting a small dent in my friend's car, and basically scraping the decal completely off. The woman looked at the damage, and rather snobbishly said "oops" and started to walk away.
My friend kind of lost it at that point, but didn't say anything. He simply opened his door as hard as he could, leaving a much larger dent in the Mercedes, then closed his door again, looked at the woman (who was completely aghast), said "oops", and drove away.