Prometheus Sequel (ALIEN: Covenant)

[abake]

You want to be humiliated by an asian chick?

 

[GasparZizou]

You want to be humiliated by an asian chick?

M-maybe...

 

[crows]

Could you get me an audition for a humiliation video? Preferably with an Asian chick.

I could get you one ( but its gonna be with a thai ladyboy if thats ok)

 

[GasparZizou]

I could get you one ( but its gonna be with a thai ladyboy if thats ok)

As long as she looks like a girl and has a feminine ***** it's ok.

 

[crows]

As long as she looks like a girl and has a feminine ***** it's ok.

U like?

Spoiler

 

[GasparZizou]

It's ****ing spoopy how some traps pass so much as girls

 

[crows]

It's ****ing spoopy how some traps pass so much as girls

Well in asia that tends to be the case sometimes, why do you think that so many businessmen take trips over there.

 

[Victοr]

Could you get me an audition for a humiliation video? Preferably with an Asian chick.

You want to be humiliated by an asian chick?

M-maybe...

I could get you one ( but its gonna be with a thai ladyboy if thats ok)

As long as she looks like a girl and has a feminine ***** it's ok.

 

[Chakor]

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Wor-Gar]

What the hell is going on in here?

 

[Devil_666]

I could get you one ( but its gonna be with a thai ladyboy if thats ok)

Your whole computer is filled with those kinds of videos, don't lie!

 

[crows]

Hell no. Degeneracy. I was just trying to hook up my boy gaspar.

 

[GasparZizou]

Hell no. Degeneracy. I was just trying to hook up my boy gaspar.

 

[Devil_666]

Your whole computer is filled with those kinds of videos, don't lie!

 

[GasparZizou]

No it's not.

I barely have a couple hundred gigabytes of it...

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

U like?

Spoiler

Is that a man?

 

[crows]

Is that a man?

Dude, dont be offensive.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Dude, dont be offensive.

Sorry, is that thing a man?

 

[SNIKT1950]

8/10.

Great first act. I can't stress enough just how perfectly written the first 25-30 minutes are.

Second act was interesting but undeniably troubled.

Third act was ****.

Disappointing yet still valuable for its continued exploration of the Xenomorph and Engineer mythos.

*I would now much rather see Blomkamp's take on a sequel to Cameron's superb Aliens than watch another uninspired installment by the [past-his-prime] Ridley Scott.

 

[crows]

Sorry, is that thing a man?

Spoiler

clown got a crush i can hook you up fam