RATE or REVIEW The Last Movie You Watched.

[a-dev]

Jurassic Park - 10/10 How the hell do we go from thinking this was a good movie, to thinking that other new one is a good movie? Like 71% good

15 minutes in, JP already had 3 times more personality and character than the entirety of JW, hell, it had a stronger theme than JW at that point, ****ing Grant getting 2 female ends of a seat belt? Tying them up together, "life finds a way"?.

****ing dinner table debate on the ethics of genetics? All that **** even before the action started.

Ian Malcolm, what a ****ing rockstar.

The whole "I hate kids but now I like them" actually makes sense here, like everything else they regurgitated on JW.

Impressive how the CGI holds up so well, look even better than the prequel trilogy and even movies that came out later, it doesn't look wonky today and if it ever gets to look outdated, well it doesn't matter, cause it has a mattress of actual substance to fall on, every single thing happening on screen is more captivating and truly entertaining than the "best" scene in average CGI JW.

I could go on and on on how great this movie is, why the hell do we have to settle for Bay-tier stuff now? Inb4 "B-but w-we weren't expecting it to be better than t-the original".

Hell, I watched Independence day the other day and it's also waaay better than JW and most summer blockbusters these days.

God I'm starting to feel old

I might not give Jurassic Park a 10 but I agree with everything else you've said here. Tried to rep you for it.

I also never noticed the symbolism of the belt buckle scene.

 

[Road Blaster]

Frailty 9/10

 

[Patriot666]

Frailty is awesome. It's been forever..I need to see it again.

 

[spindrift]

I haven't seen Independence Day, and the Emmerich factor is the main thing that's keeping me in no rush to see it.

do yourself a favor and don't waste your time with it

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

Super - 7/10

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

ID4 isn't horrible. I loved it as a kid. But there are many movies I loved as a kid I can't sit through as an adult anymore. ID4 is not one of them. I give it a 6/10.

It has its moments

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

There's something about Mary - 8/10

 

[wanderlai]

Cabin Fever 8/10
Zombeavers. 5/10
Rich Hill 6/10. Just a sad movie

 

[Reinhardt]

Predestination: 8/10

Pretty great time travel flick. And pretty messed up too!

 

[Solidus]

Transformers: Age of Extinction - 6,154,599/9,999,899

This was everything I expected from a Bayformers movie: loud 'splosions everywhere, gratuitously used slow motion close-ups, a slutty dressed young woman (no complaints from me there), cheesy and passable acting with the human characters, and lots and lots of robot action with Transformers tearing each other apart. The movie was released in 2014 and I saw it a year later. But, I can see how it was a good summer blockbuster. Unfortunately, I don't don't want to go into too many plot details in case there's anyone else who likes Bayformers, and hasn't seen this one as yet. But, if you do like what The Bay has done with this series, you won't be disappointed with this movie. I'm looking forward to the sequel, too.

 

[AIR]

I too enjoy the Bayformers for what they are. Although 4 definitely was the dullest imo.

 

[Solidus]

Yeah, I absolutely felt that way, too. Personally, I thought Galvatron's backstory was ridiculous, and it's a shame how he was basically reduced to a minor character on screen.

 

[fosing]

AoE was stufid. prime could've avoided a lot of shat if he didn't wait for the ending to FLY.
marky mark with pewpew robo sword.lolz

 

[Solidus]

Yeah, it's funny how Marky Mark found a robot sword gun his size among the GIGANTIC weapons in the armory. I didn't even know that Prime had rocket boosters... where was he even flying to?

The movie was really stupid in a lot of ways, but meh, I don't expect The Bay to have a high caliber of cinematic mastery... or logic, for that matter. Me see robots, explosions, Optimus Prime, me like.

In any case, I think I need to update my current rating, because it doesn't make sense. So, I'll give Transformers: Age of Extinction - one Mike Tyson / Michael Bay and whoever the heck that Asian chick is the middle.

 

[fosing]

didnt prime just flew away in the end, off to face the kreators?lolz
why hide in marky mark's junk shop instead of flying away.lolz
bayformers 1 & 2, bearable. 3rd and last one was insulting...jurassic world level insulting.

 

[Solidus]

So many lame errors in this movie. Gotta be honest though, I enjoyed all the TF releases more than Jurassic World .

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

I bought the first TF movie - 2DVD set, & there was some cool stuff in there.

That was my only foray into the Bay series (apart from falling asleep about 30mins into the second one), so many bullets dodged.

 

[AIR]

Ted 2: 8/10 as a one time viewing

 

[a-dev]

Jurassic World - saw it again after a first experience that was utterly ruined by factors outside of the movie itself. I think I gave it a preliminary 6/10 and after seeing it a second time I stand by that.

 

[cmiller99]

The Conversation - 9/10