RATE or REVIEW The Last Movie You Watched.

[Solidus]

Aside from the mildly impressive CGI, Noah was Biblically inaccurate in every conceivable way. Also, Russell Crowe's Noah was also exactly like Russell Crowe - angry and psychotic. He also had an insatiable need to kill babies for God's will to be fulfilled upon the Earth. Then there's the ending... when Noah's son, Ham, saw him drunk and lying on the ground. And then when Ham left, the camera pans to see Noah without any clothes . The movie basically affirmed one of the most controversial, and widely rejected theories for why Noah cursed his own son and his descendants into servitude.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Aside from the mildly impressive CGI, Noah was Biblically inaccurate in every conceivable way. Also, Russell Crowe's Noah was also exactly like Russell Crowe - angry and psychotic. He also had an insatiable need to kill babies for God's will to be fulfilled upon the Earth. Then there's the ending... when Noah's son, Ham, saw him drunk and lying on the ground. And then when Ham left, the camera pans to see Noah without any clothes . The movie basically affirmed one of the most controversial, and widely rejected theories for why Noah cursed his own son and his descendants into servitude.

Didn't see the film, but did he throw a phone at a rock monster?

 

[Solidus]

Nah, but he lived up to his reputation by beating the **** out of people. I think he screamed at the rock monsters a few times. This movie could've been Crowe's auto-biography.

 

[GasparZizou]

Isn't that one supposed to be based on a graphic novel or something and not the bible?

 

[RIDDICK]

Do yourself a favor and...

youtube/ PeUYSWGYRRs?t=11s

 

[Gates70]

Isn't that one supposed to be based on a graphic novel or something and not the bible?

The bible is a graphic novel.

 

[Snake Plissken]

The bible is a graphic novel.

 

[Gates70]

I'm at work so it's blocked unfortunately.

 

[Snake Plissken]

I'm at work so it's blocked unfortunately.

Ah damn. It's just a crazy preacher on some public access station.

 

[Gates70]

Ah damn. It's just a crazy preacher on some public access station.

LOL I'll watch it when I get home.

 

[Road Blaster]

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 8/10

 

[Khev]

Noah 9/10

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 8/10

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 8/10

 

[rushmore223]

Let me try...

FOTR 10/10
TTT 8.75/10
ROTK 9.5/10

 

[Khev]

Let me try...

FOTR 10/10
TTT 8.75/10
ROTK 9.5/10

Much better.

 

[Road Blaster]

Noah is way better than The Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

 

[Khev]

Noah is way better than The Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

Wrong thread.

https://www.sideshowcollectors.com/...ssion/158158-unpopular-movie-tv-opinions.html

 

[rushmore223]

Also, the EE's add .25 to the score of each LOTR movie. And yes, that makes FOTR a 10.25/10.







Edit - Damn, now I have to revise my score for TESB to 10.25

 

[Road Blaster]

Inception - 9/10

 

[rushmore223]

The Martian - 9/10

I loved this movie! This is the reason I go to the movies.

 

[crows]

Donald Trump's Iowa event: 9/10