The Witch - 4/10 - What a piece of crap. A 93 minute film that feels 3 hours long
Also:
The Empire Strikes Back - 4.5/10
The Fellowship of the Ring - 3/10
Raiders of the Lost Ark - 4/10
Unforgiven - 4/10
All terrible.
Wow man, just wow.
The Witch - 4/10 - What a piece of crap. A 93 minute film that feels 3 hours long
Also:
The Empire Strikes Back - 4.5/10
The Fellowship of the Ring - 3/10
Raiders of the Lost Ark - 4/10
Unforgiven - 4/10
All terrible.
I won't fall for it.
Strength Gaspar, strength.
It did have a twist though.
The main protagonist actually turned out to be the title villain. And she was hidden in plain sight on the poster all along. The entire movie is basically an origin story for a villainous character, not unlike something that George Lucas attempted and failed spectacularly at.
But otherwise I was just messing with you. Like BR and BR 2049 The VVitch isn't for everyone. And those who don't love it tend to hate it.
Yes a few of us were commenting on how idiotic it was to put Black Phillip on the cover when the blu-ray first came out. A real bone-headed move especially since hardly anyone actually saw the movie in the theaters and would have had no inclination to assume he had greater significance beforehand.
I think it's better than the original. One of the very few great adaptions of Eastern horror.
The Lost City of Z - 8/10
A Monster Calls - 8.4/10
Blade Runner 2049 - 11/10
Thor: Ragnarok - 7.9/10
Alien Covenant - 7.5/10
The Void - 6.9/10
Willow - 6,5/10
Very odd film. I wanna hate it... but just can't.
Yes, the story is boring and the characters are mess...
But it did a lot of cool things and had a lot of heart.
The music helped a lot.
It sounded a lot like "The Land Before Time" in places, and I love that movie.
Same year of relese, both produced by George Lucas, James Horner.
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