Deathstalker: 7/10
This is not a quality film. The acting is mediocre at best, the effects are amateurish, the story is terrible. Yet this movie is awesome. This is a Conan rip-off that goes balls out way beyond what a major studio film would. Women are rarely wearing more than a loincloth, and constantly being sexually assaulted and then rescued by shirtless, muscular heroes who brutally kill their attackers and then get the women for themselves. People and monsters with dollar store rubber masks are constantly being sliced to pieces, and I'm pretty sure the ending (which makes no sense) inspired He-Man's transformation in the cartoons. In my favorite scene, the hero of the movie decides not to kill someone at the very end of the film, a first for this character, seeming to have decided that killing is not always the solution. Then he lazily pushes this guy into a mob who ties his limbs to horses which proceed to rip him apart as the hero looks on blankly. This one is worth watching.