Real Life Zombie killed in Miami!

[barryo]

From what I've read, there's "bad" bath salts going around.

don't eat the brown bath salts..............the brown bath salts are bad..

 

[The Ween]

I just wonder how many doofuses go into places like Bath and Beauty supply and buy bath salts thinking they'll get high.

 

[thenammagazine]

I just wonder how many doofuses go into places like Bath and Beauty supply and buy bath salts thinking they'll get high.

Given there are people huffing their own ____ and drinking trucker bombs in hopes of second hand meth boots, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

 

[crows]

That sucks. When you buy a mystery chemical compound to saturate your brain with, you hope the people who made and sold it to you have your best interests in mind.

What has the world come to?

hahaha

also this made me laugh

 

[Phil Sierra]

I hate Gloria Allred. She is now representing the girlfriend of the cannibal. Why I have no idea.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCSdDwDOK4M[/ame]

 

[crows]

I hate Gloria Allred. She is now representing the girlfriend of the cannibal. Why I have no idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCSdDwDOK4M

thats not even the girlfriend they interviewed first,the one that said he was mean to her...

 

[devilof76]

I hate Gloria Allred. She is now representing the girlfriend of the cannibal. Why I have no idea.

The girlfriend needs representation?

Does she fear persecution for crossing the line of intercultural dating? Doesn't the world know he's just misunderstood? She's such a brave young woman to sleep with a guy who eats faces, even though the white male corporate hierarchy doesn't approve.

 

[The Ween]

Update on the victim:

https://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sidesh...tim-ronald-poppo-recovery-fund-200840260.html

 

[Darth_Fatso]

I'm honestly surprised the guy is still alive let alone said to be walking (with assistance) and alert.

 

[krec9]

wonder how this guy sleep's with the ____ he want though .

 

[Darth Cruel]

I just hope, for his sake, that he was somehow not aware of what was happening to him.

 

[thenammagazine]

wonder how this guy sleep's with the ____ he want though .

Drugs. LOTS of them.

 

[crows]

Hyundai teamed up with The Walking Dead comic creator Robert Kirkman to create a "Zombie Survival Machine" version of their Elantra Coupe, which will be unveiled at next month's San Diego Comic Con but not available for retail purchase

 

[thenammagazine]

Hyundai teamed up with The Walking Dead comic creator Robert Kirkman to create a "Zombie Survival Machine" version of their Elantra Coupe, which will be unveiled at next month's San Diego Comic Con but not available for retail purchase

Look at all those lovely grip handles all over the windows they've provided zombies. Plus, I doubt the 4-banger under that hood could effectively utilize the ram on the front, especially against a heard.

 

[crows]

Look at all those lovely grip handles all over the windows they've provided zombies.

someone was also saying that the spikes in the front will make zombies get caught and put a lot of weight on the engine, as well as the tires would get caught in stuff and break, is more like a death machine, but for the people inside

 

[thenammagazine]

It really is. You'd be better off in a pick-up with a lift kit and nothing added, than that thing.

 

[The Ween]

But it's a freakin' HYUNDAI!!! They could probably pick it up and throw it!

 

[thenammagazine]

But it's a freakin' HYUNDAI!!! They could probably pick it up and throw it!

More likely the welded bars on the windows of the door would be sturdier than the bolts holding the door on. So a good pull from a few and you and the rest of the passengers just became an Unhappy Meal for the undead.

 

[pixletwin]

 

[The Ween]

Stay out of Florida!

https://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/06/21/florida-man-strips-naked-bites-off-chunk-another-man-arm/