Real Life Zombie killed in Miami!

[Phil Sierra]

Lots of weird ____ happens in Florida.

 

[The Ween]

Lots of weird ____ happens in Florida.

They probably have ticks that cause that!!!!

 

[Project_A]

Ticks?!?!?! Ugh hate them. We once had a tick infestation where we used to live. Ugh! What a nightmare.

 

[devilof76]

They may be the most disgusting lifeform on the planet. (Right after child molesters.)

Ideal candidate for extinction.

 

[thenammagazine]

Anything with more than four legs may be the most disgusting lifeform on the planet. (Right after child molesters.)

Ideal candidate for extinction.

Fixed for accuracy.

 

[devilof76]

No. Ticks are special.

 

[thenammagazine]

No. Ticks are special.

If it has more than 4 legs, it's dead. Period.

 

[devilof76]

You name me one other bug that will surreptitiously attach itself to you, hide in your clothing for hours until it decides you're not paying attention, lock onto your skin, burrow into it, suck blood until it's bloated, fall off and lay where it lands until next season, to repeat the exact same cycle. They can give you multiple rodent diseases, all of which have the power to inflict debilitating illness that can last for years.

Ticks are evil. They're also hard to kill. Give me a scary ass spider (but not a recluse) any day.

 

[crows]

Stay out of Florida!

https://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/06/21/florida-man-strips-naked-bites-off-chunk-another-man-arm/

Lots of weird ____ happens in Florida.

F___ Man I live here!

 

[The Ween]

You name me one other bug that will surreptitiously attach itself to you, hide in your clothing for hours until it decides you're not paying attention, lock onto your skin, burrow into it, suck blood until it's bloated, fall off and lay where it lands until next season, to repeat the exact same cycle. They can give you multiple rodent diseases, all of which have the power to inflict debilitating illness that can last for years.

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Me?

 

[thenammagazine]

You name me one other bug that will surreptitiously attach itself to you, hide in your clothing for hours until it decides you're not paying attention, lock onto your skin, burrow into it, suck blood until it's bloated, fall off and lay where it lands until next season, to repeat the exact same cycle. They can give you multiple rodent diseases, all of which have the power to inflict debilitating illness that can last for years.

Ticks are evil. They're also hard to kill. Give me a scary ass spider (but not a recluse) any day.

Spiders, fleas, bed bugs, technically crabs, lice, some species of mites, and I'm certain I'm leaving out a whole plethora of other disgusting bugs.

Ticks are easy to kill. Use your fingernail and pull them in half. Dead. Done. They're not like a ____ing cockroach that can survive a solid stomp and lives for a couple weeks after being beheaded so it can lay eggs all over your house.

 

[devilof76]

That's a bit more intimate than I care to get. I'm just talking about how you can't squish them. That nasty, flat exoskeleton.

 

[The Ween]

Spiders, fleas, bed bugs, technically crabs, lice, some species of mites, and I'm certain I'm leaving out a whole plethora of other disgusting bugs.

Ticks are easy to kill. Use your fingernail and pull them in half. Dead. Done. They're not like a ____ing cockroach that can survive a solid stomp and lives for a couple weeks after being beheaded so it can lay eggs all over your house.

Then you'll have tick goo under your nail and you'll get sick off from meat and turn into a damn hippy!!

 

[thenammagazine]

Then you'll have tick goo under your nail and you'll get sick off from meat and turn into a damn hippy!!

I wash my hands and clean my nails regularly, thank you very much.

 

[The Ween]

I wash my hands and clean my nails regularly, thank you very much.

That tick goo works FAST!!!!

Hippy........

 

[thenammagazine]

That tick goo works FAST!!!!

Hippy........

Haven't been a "hippy" since I cut my ponytail off in like '94, when some old broad said I looked like Patrick Swayze. Next day, Jimmy Hoffa cut!

 

[devilof76]

Nam's a closet hippy!!!!!!!

 

[crows]

Haven't been a "hippy" since I cut my ponytail off in like '94, when some old broad said I looked like Patrick Swayze. Next day, Jimmy Hoffa cut!

Nam Circa 1994

 

[devilof76]

You can't make that s#!t up.

 

[Mr. EcKo]

Now we really know how he got his Scars