Real Life Zombie killed in Miami!

[thenammagazine]

Nam Circa 1994

Nope, and despite being a wrestling fan, that's a fad I never bought into. Never had the mullet.
And still thanking God I never fell for that ____ing hairstyle! /o/

 

[Phil Sierra]

Nam Circa 1994

Hey looks like my friend Carlos from 1991. He use to wear cavaricci pants; an ugly flower printed button up dress shirt with an ugly bolo necktie; silver toed black dress shoes; and he also drove a super lowered Nissan mini-truck while bumping high energy music like Johnny O, Cynthia and Stevie B.

 

[Phil Sierra]

US man on synthetic marijuana chases neighbor while growling before 'strangling and EATING dog' in new zombie-like attack.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...g-high-synthetic-marijuana.html#ixzz1yw4SVQmK

 

[The Ween]

US man on synthetic marijuana chases neighbor while growling before 'strangling and EATING dog' in new zombie-like attack.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...g-high-synthetic-marijuana.html#ixzz1yw4SVQmK

Why not just buy the real stuff and not go all insane?

 

[devilof76]

Good thing K-2 is illegal in Texas. Otherwise, this is the kind of thing that might have happened.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

Nam Circa 1994

This is how I will picture Nam from now on.

 

[crows]

This is how I will picture Nam from now on.

me too actually LOL

 

[Darth Cruel]

LOL...he might as well make that his avatar, now.

 

[thenammagazine]

This is how I will picture Nam from now on.

me too actually LOL

LOL...he might as well make that his avatar, now.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

 

[crows]

since Nam doesn't have an avatar is even funnier because now I picture that guy as his avatar

 

[thenammagazine]

since Nam doesn't have an avatar is even funnier because now I picture that guy as his avatar

This is how I picture you:

Though you do bring up an interesting point. Boycott's gone on long enough, I should put my sig and avy back.

 

[crows]

NO!!!!!!!!

 

[BB&WSF]

 

[Darth Cruel]

Funny stuff! But it would be even funnier if Chuck Norris was biting the zombie and changing it in to another Chuck Norris.

 

[hoodonit00]

Toxicology reports in. Only drug found in "zombies" system was marijuana. Worst case of munchies ever!
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/27/rudy-eugene-face-marijuana-medical-examiner-results_n_1632253.html

ETA After reading more, it's possible they just don't have the "methodology" to test for everything.

 

[The Ween]

Toxicology reports in. Only drug found in "zombies" system was marijuana. Worst case of munchies ever!
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012...juana-medical-examiner-results_n_1632253.html

ETA After reading more, it's possible they just don't have the "methodology" to test for everything.

Yup, pot wouldn't have done that. At least not by itself.

"The problem today is that there is an almost an infinite number of chemical substances out there that can trigger unusual behavior," said Dr. Bruce Goldberger, Professor and Director of Toxicology at the University of Florida.
Goldberger said that the medical examiner's office in Miami is known for doing thorough work and that he's confident they and the independent lab covered as much ground as possible. But it's nearly impossible for toxicology testing to keep pace with new formulations of synthetic drugs.
"There are many of these synthetic drugs that we currently don't have the methodology to test on, and that is not the fault of the toxicology lab. The challenge today for the toxicology lab is to stay on top of these new chemicals and develop methodologies for them, but it's very difficult and very expensive." Goldberger said. "There is no one test or combination of tests that can detect every possible substance out there."

Some people will try anything. I had a cousin that way. I'm surprised he didn't kill himself, though he a mess now.

 

[thenammagazine]

Toxicology reports in. Only drug found in "zombies" system was marijuana. Worst case of munchies ever!
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/27/rudy-eugene-face-marijuana-medical-examiner-results_n_1632253.html

ETA After reading more, it's possible they just don't have the "methodology" to test for everything.

Maybe he was already a cannibal before the pot?

 

[Darth Cruel]

Maybe the guy just cracked. Plain and simple.

 

[The Ween]

Maybe the guy just cracked. Plain and simple.

I'm waiting for someone to blame these attacks on Zombie movies or The Walking Dead for a defense or to sue.