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My little review
Saw it last night. Enough things bothered it about me that I don't think I'll be buying it on home release. The first 75% really well done; all of the human characters, and their development. If this isn't handled well, then it just pisses you off when you have to wait half the movie for the characters to figure out what the audience already knows, but in this case it was very well done. Throughout the whole film I felt as though the music from the first film was shoe-horned in to places it didn't necessarily fit. I've seen the first and second films so many times that I associate those songs with specific scenes, and what the song was trying to convey originally does not fit with where they stuck it in this sequel. The opening scene, after Royce lands, is a great example.
I didn't care at all for the new Predators looks, or the idea that they're bigger badder Predators who hunt not only humans but also the clan of Predators from the original films. It was that same kind of disappointment as when they introduced the Spinosaurus in the third Jurassic Park and had him kill the T-Rex; why Hollywood constantly gets a boner for bigger badder villains I have no idea. But I could have been fine with that, if these Predators actually had any character. And by character I mean personality. Kevin Peter Hall and the Stan Winston crew were able to make both Predators in the first two films feel alive; little nuances in the way they moved, twitches in the face, body language, all of these things brought those Predators to life and made you completely forget it's a dude in a rubber suit. Even the Predator in AVP:Requiem had that much going for him. But the first AvP movie and this Predators movie failed at that. These Predators just come off as dudes dressed like Power Ranger villains most of the time. And for being such supposed bad-*****, they didn't hold a candle to the first or second Predators, who killed a ton of people all on their own. These clowns sucked. The first two died while getting their first kill, if I recall correctly. The reason being of course that because they decided to have 3 Predators, everything had to be split up amongst them, which makes less for everyone. Less character for each, less screentime, and less kills.
By they way, how the hell is it that no one has been able to match or surpass the animatronic work of the 1987 predator after all of these years? I'm talking about the face. The original Predator's face still looks like a living, breathing alien today. In this new Predators, they couldn't even get the mouths to close, let alone give them eyebrows that lift and skin that stretches.
The almost-buddy-up between Royce and the classic Predator gave me horror flashbacks to AvP, which of course didn't help by the fact that they referenced the same damn line of dialog (the enemy of my enemy). Which brings me to my biggest complaint about this film: the endless and needless recycling of elements from other Predator (and Alien) movies. I hate that, because it makes me feel like I'm watching some wanking fanfilm instead of a hollywood production. The one that pushed me over the top was Royce standing there suddenly shirtless and dipped in mud screaming, "kill me! Come on, Do it now Kill Me I'm here Kill Me!". But there were of course countless others throughout the film. It pulls me out of the movie and puts me back into the movies those lines originated. The dude with the sword reenacting Billy's last stand from the first film was another bad offender, right down to the same freakin' music. Christ, do they think fans won't enjoy this film unless they see the exact same ____ they saw 23 years ago?
This film could have been a whole, whole lot better if it stuck to being a sequel instead of being a remake half of the time. Because when it was original, it was really good. The humans and their development was all very well done, and that's very very important. It's just too bad they botched the Predators and tried to compensate for it with endless references to the past films.
Saw it last night. Enough things bothered it about me that I don't think I'll be buying it on home release. The first 75% really well done; all of the human characters, and their development. If this isn't handled well, then it just pisses you off when you have to wait half the movie for the characters to figure out what the audience already knows, but in this case it was very well done. Throughout the whole film I felt as though the music from the first film was shoe-horned in to places it didn't necessarily fit. I've seen the first and second films so many times that I associate those songs with specific scenes, and what the song was trying to convey originally does not fit with where they stuck it in this sequel. The opening scene, after Royce lands, is a great example.
I didn't care at all for the new Predators looks, or the idea that they're bigger badder Predators who hunt not only humans but also the clan of Predators from the original films. It was that same kind of disappointment as when they introduced the Spinosaurus in the third Jurassic Park and had him kill the T-Rex; why Hollywood constantly gets a boner for bigger badder villains I have no idea. But I could have been fine with that, if these Predators actually had any character. And by character I mean personality. Kevin Peter Hall and the Stan Winston crew were able to make both Predators in the first two films feel alive; little nuances in the way they moved, twitches in the face, body language, all of these things brought those Predators to life and made you completely forget it's a dude in a rubber suit. Even the Predator in AVP:Requiem had that much going for him. But the first AvP movie and this Predators movie failed at that. These Predators just come off as dudes dressed like Power Ranger villains most of the time. And for being such supposed bad-*****, they didn't hold a candle to the first or second Predators, who killed a ton of people all on their own. These clowns sucked. The first two died while getting their first kill, if I recall correctly. The reason being of course that because they decided to have 3 Predators, everything had to be split up amongst them, which makes less for everyone. Less character for each, less screentime, and less kills.
By they way, how the hell is it that no one has been able to match or surpass the animatronic work of the 1987 predator after all of these years? I'm talking about the face. The original Predator's face still looks like a living, breathing alien today. In this new Predators, they couldn't even get the mouths to close, let alone give them eyebrows that lift and skin that stretches.
The almost-buddy-up between Royce and the classic Predator gave me horror flashbacks to AvP, which of course didn't help by the fact that they referenced the same damn line of dialog (the enemy of my enemy). Which brings me to my biggest complaint about this film: the endless and needless recycling of elements from other Predator (and Alien) movies. I hate that, because it makes me feel like I'm watching some wanking fanfilm instead of a hollywood production. The one that pushed me over the top was Royce standing there suddenly shirtless and dipped in mud screaming, "kill me! Come on, Do it now Kill Me I'm here Kill Me!". But there were of course countless others throughout the film. It pulls me out of the movie and puts me back into the movies those lines originated. The dude with the sword reenacting Billy's last stand from the first film was another bad offender, right down to the same freakin' music. Christ, do they think fans won't enjoy this film unless they see the exact same ____ they saw 23 years ago?
This film could have been a whole, whole lot better if it stuck to being a sequel instead of being a remake half of the time. Because when it was original, it was really good. The humans and their development was all very well done, and that's very very important. It's just too bad they botched the Predators and tried to compensate for it with endless references to the past films.