Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (12/16/16) *SPOILERS*

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Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (12/16/16)

Han Solo movie coming out, so don't worry, I've heard he's being played by a guy.

Han Solo died, nobody wants to see someone other than Harrison Ford portray him. We already saw a young Han Solo in 1977. We got the full spectrum of Han from the 70s to 2015.

Besides, Emilia Clarke will probably put Han Solo in his place. :lol
 
Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (12/16/16)

Oh hell nah!!!!

To be honest after episode 7 I lost all interest in the future of these movies.

To be honest, after you posted "Oh hell nah!!!!" I lost all interest in the future of your posts. :monkey3
 
Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (12/16/16)

A Lego Star Wars movie, now that's a good idea.
 
Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (12/16/16)

Lego Batman could be in the Lego Star Wars movie. He could do an attack run on his Batwing against the Death Star 5.0 or have a lightsaber fight against Darth Vader and the Joker.
 
Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (12/16/16)

Lego Batman could be in the Lego Star Wars movie. He could do an attack run on his Batwing against the Death Star 5.0 or have a lightsaber fight against Darth Vader and the Joker.

i really would not be suprised if this happens. :lol
 
Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (12/16/16)

Hire Amy Schumer as Batman AND Darth Vader's love interest and you got yourself a 3 picture deal and millions of Lego sets to sell.
 
Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (12/16/16)

Like I said last week



The Original Trilogy was a made by a man that was influenced by childhood favorites like Flash Gordon, westerns, samurai movies, serials, WWII dog fights, gunslingers, fast cars, a princess in danger clad in a metal bikini, etc. Target Audience, young boys that dreamed of flying an X-Wing.

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Those kids "grew up" and most of them became losers whose life revolved around the properties they loved as children. Star Wars weddings, naming their children after Star Wars characters, useless trivia, comic conventions, storage bins full of toys. These people were the target audience during the prequels. Probably why the Jedi became sexless virgin monks and everyone acted like robots.

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Now Star Wars has been bought out by Disney. It's all run by a buncha slacked jawed, liberal, cultural marxists, numales, women and the Toydarian producers that fund it all. The target audience are your SJWs, your gender confused youth, and people whose lives consist of nothing more than telling everyone that they're a disenfranchised victim and that their entertainment should mirror their identities and "plight". The dudes in their 40s and 50s don't even care because they still eat, play and sleep Star Wars to this day no matter what, just because it has that brand logo on it. People are pissed at Lucas for the prequels because all of his crew were "yes men"? Better than a committe run by a bunch of harpies that control every aspect from top to bottom based on their statistics and online data.

That is why your lead is always going to be a stronk woman that's instantly good at everything and invincible while she's surrounded by her sidekicks that pander to certain races (without any subtlety whatsoever).


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What they don't realize is that it's all a ruse and it's really just a rehash of the older movies everyone has already seen, just with a hollow "diverse", factor thrown in.

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BTW, losers that like Star Wars pale in comparison to losers who still play and watch Legos. I mean, jesus... are there any men left in Americur...?
 
Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (12/16/16)

I don't even own any Lego sets (well, other than a couple of LOTR ones).

Real men play with Barbie dolls, you should see my collection. I buy them and take the clothes off and put them back in the box that way. I have everyone made so far. Even the cars and dream house.
 
Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (12/16/16)

I don't even own any Lego sets (well, other than a couple of LOTR ones).

Real men play with Barbie dolls.
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Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (12/16/16)

Han Solo died, nobody wants to see someone other than Harrison Ford portray him. We already saw a young Han Solo in 1977. We got the full spectrum of Han from the 70s to 2015.

Besides, Emilia Clarke will probably put Han Solo in his place. :lol

I will agree, it's the one Star Wars movie I don't want made.


I'm sure I'll see it regardless.
 
Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (12/16/16)

Like I said last week



The Original Trilogy was a made by a man that was influenced by childhood favorites like Flash Gordon, westerns, samurai movies, serials, WWII dog fights, gunslingers, fast cars, a princess in danger clad in a metal bikini, etc. Target Audience, young boys that dreamed of flying an X-Wing.

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Those kids "grew up" and most of them became losers whose life revolved around the properties they loved as children. Star Wars weddings, naming their children after Star Wars characters, useless trivia, comic conventions, storage bins full of toys. These people were the target audience during the prequels. Probably why the Jedi became sexless virgin monks and everyone acted like robots.

View attachment 309052


Now Star Wars has been bought out by Disney. It's all run by a buncha slacked jawed, liberal, cultural marxists, numales, women and the Toydarian producers that fund it all. The target audience are your SJWs, your gender confused youth, and people whose lives consist of nothing more than telling everyone that they're a disenfranchised victim and that their entertainment should mirror their identities and "plight". The dudes in their 40s and 50s don't even care because they still eat, play and sleep Star Wars to this day no matter what, just because it has that brand logo on it. People are pissed at Lucas for the prequels because all of his crew were "yes men"? Better than a committe run by a bunch of harpies that control every aspect from top to bottom based on their statistics and online data.

That is why your lead is always going to be a stronk woman that's instantly good at everything and invincible while she's surrounded by her sidekicks that pander to certain races (without any subtlety whatsoever).


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What they don't realize is that it's all a ruse and it's really just a rehash of the older movies everyone has already seen, just with a hollow "diverse", factor thrown in.

:mwaha:mwaha:mwaha :exactly:
 
Re: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (12/16/16)

They better make a doll of her with her supple form/shape and likeness or else I'll make an online petition and a YouTube video rant.
 
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