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Luke, did I ever tell how I left your grandmother Shimi to rot as a slave on this planet until she was murdered by sandpeople? I really wanted to rescue her, along with your father, but the Jedi Order wouldn't allow it. The official stance on our authoritative powers was that we had no authority until given special powers. I didn't want to endanger the order so that's why we had to leave your grandmother to be raped by the Tusken Raiders until she died from internal hemorrhaging while your father held her in his arms. He then proceeded to slaughter the civilians like animals, even the children. Then he told your mom that he would become the most powerful Jedi ever and he would even stop people from dying. So what I told you was true, sandpeople do indeed march in single file, so as to hide their numbers. Unless of course they're running a train on your grandmother, raping her to death. The sand people were not very good friends.
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Luke, use the force. Also, did I ever tell you about Galen Erso ? He was one of the Core's most renowned polymaths. A theoretician, a mathematician, an engineer and experimental physicist. Erso worked on manipulating Kyber Crystals, Force-attuned crystals that were at the heart of every Jedi lightsaber. He was used by the Galactic Empire to work on the Death Star, but he was never truly loyal to them. This is why he included a thermal exhaust port, a small opening on the Death Star that leads to its reactor core. He was a good friend.
Luke, this is Galen Erso. Before I died, I gave the plans showing the exhaust port to my daughter Jyn Erso, a brave woman leading a multicultural group against the white supremacist (human) organization known as the Empire. She also died to give you the plans. All you have to do now is shoot a missile into the seven foot hole that I designed so that any slightly above average pilot could do it. So don't celebrate too much when you succeed, especially since you're not even facing the real deal. In a few decades, a new Empire will rise, with a stronger Palpatine, a stronger Darth Vader, a stronger army and a stronger Death Star. Your nephew will also kill your friend Han. You're not a good friend Luke.