Scorpion problem in my house...

[Deak Starkiller]

Update: 3 down and 1 got away on the roof of my house. For a second I thought it fell on me but it was just some dirt from my home falling on me.

 

[Deak Starkiller]

Update 2 more dead tonight AND I caught one feeding. It was Animal Planet and ____. Also I was almost stung...naw just kidding I cut the ____er in half with my knife. I really need to spice up this thread with pictures and video.

 

[Skiman]

U need Tytus to cut one up in half.

 

[-Super Hans-]

...naw just kidding I cut the ____er in half with my knife. I really need to spice up this thread with pictures and video.

Start shooting them with an air rifle, that would really spice things up. Maybe a few obstacles and a bunker for them to hide in private ryan style

 

[Deak Starkiller]

I like where your head is kid, I do have a rifle and I could nail them pretty good. I am a pretty good shot. Hmm...

 

[FLOSI]

Dude... If I lived near by I'd bring over beer and we could shoot those ____ers to hell.... That would be fun!

 

[Skiman]

I would bring beer and Tytus with his vacuum to smash those f_____rs!!!!

 

[The Ween]

Buy a bunch of new pets.....

https://www.theginblog.com/2007/09/...-but-they-sure-are-the-scorpions-worst-enemy/

 

[FLOSI]

I would bring beer and Tytus with his vacuum to smash those f_____rs!!!!

I thought that was some kinda pooper scooper?

 

[Deak Starkiller]

Dude... If I lived near by I'd bring over beer and we could shoot those ____ers to hell.... That would be fun!

You would be more than welcome man, maybe you could babysit!

I would bring beer and Tytus with his vacuum to smash those f_____rs!!!!

See previous response.

Buy a bunch of new pets.....

https://www.theginblog.com/2007/09/...-but-they-sure-are-the-scorpions-worst-enemy/

I miss having a cat...unfortunatley my wife is highly allergic to cats. And no I ain't having a Mr. Bigglesworth either. If I want to pet that I would just scratch my balls.

 

[FLOSI]

You would be more than welcome man, maybe you could babysit!

Well, I'd have to bring my son too, and he's only a year and a half... Who says we can't watch children, drink beer, and shoot the ____ out of some scorpions all at the same time?

 

[Deak Starkiller]

Well, I'd have to bring my son too, and he's only a year and a half... Who says we can't watch children, drink beer, and shoot the ____ out of some scorpions all at the same time?

 

[FLOSI]

Ski can bring his cats....

 

[Skiman]

Ski can bring his cats....

Problem solved, my lil man would take care of the ____ instantly.

 

[FLOSI]

Problem solved, my lil man would take care of the ____ instantly.

 

[Deak Starkiller]

I do miss having a cat. Going out in a little bit for my patrol of the perimeter.

 

[devilof76]

What you need is a home genetics lab, so that after you catch the scorpions, you can splice their DNA with elephants'. Then you can hunt them with rocket launchers and M-60's. Seems like it would be a better investment of your time. The payoff would be way more satisfying, and the pics would rule.

 

[King Darkness]

Droid has an awesome scorpion killing app

 

[Deak Starkiller]

What you need is a home genetics lab, so that after you catch the scorpions, you can splice their DNA with elephants'. Then you can hunt them with rocket launchers and M-60's. Seems like it would be a better investment of your time. The payoff would be way more satisfying, and the pics would rule.

Hmm...I'll look into that.

Droid has an awesome scorpion killing app

I wrote that down King.

 

[Skiman]

Write that down Deak