Simpsons Quote Thread

[TurdFerguson]

There's probably a Simpsons thread around here but me and my friends have a group on Facebook where we just post Simpsons quotes. I figured I'd bring it here.

I'll start.

"It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography."

 

[Buttmunch]

"Oh, so they have internet on computers now! "

 

[TurdFerguson]

"His father, the drunken gambler?"

"That's right and who might you be?"

 

[Batty]

I use this one a lot:

"I'll cut you like a box...along the flaps."

 

[Buttmunch]

Homer: Hello… My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns, uhh, what’s your first name?
Homer: I don’t know…

 

[bigbrocha]

Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces! Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces!

 

[TurdFerguson]

"Homer no function well beer without."

 

[TurdFerguson]

Homer: Hello… My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns, uhh, what’s your first name?
Homer: I don’t know…

This is a favorite of mine.

 

[bigbrocha]

My-eyesss-dee-goggles-doo-natingg!!!!!

 

[Batty]

"You don't make friends with salad."

 

[bigbrocha]

Whats a diorama?

 

[Buttmunch]

Homer: Awww, twenty dollars… I wanted a peanut!
Homer’s brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how.
Homer’s brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo!

 

[Batty]

"All work and no play makes Homer something, something."

 

[Buttmunch]

Ralph: My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

 

[bigbrocha]

This is a ring toss game.

 

[Mr. EcKo]

Excellent


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[bigbrocha]

Smells like Otto's jacket!

 

[TurdFerguson]

Rescue Worker: "This is never easy to say, I'm going to have to saw your arms off."

Homer: "They'll grow back, right?"

Rescue Worker: "Oh... yeah."

 

[bigbrocha]

Moon pie? Somebody outta moon pie her!

 

[TurdFerguson]

This is a ring toss game.

I'm looking for my friend Bill, have you seen any Bills around he?

No, he's Bart.