Simpsons Quote Thread

[hko]

Mr. Burns: Pish posh! Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it!

 

[Buttmunch]

Homer: Marge, we’re going out! If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths!
Marge: Okay!...

 

[bigbrocha]

Looks like ya got more than ya bargained for huh? hAHAHAHAAHA

 

[Batty]

"I just came here to see Honk If You're Horny in peace."

 

[Buttmunch]

I was saving sugar for my wedding night!-Todd Flanders

 

[bigbrocha]

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving my automobile?

 

[TurdFerguson]

Bart I don't want to alarm you but there may be a boogeyman or bogeymen in the house.

 

[Buttmunch]

Agnes Skinner: Seymour! Are you looking at naked ladies?
Principal Skinner: No, Mother!
Agnes: You sissy!

 

[bigbrocha]

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

 

[Buttmunch]

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called..."The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down".-Homer Simpson

 

[TurdFerguson]

A gun is not a weapon, Marge, it's a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or... or an alligator.

 

[Buttmunch]

A-B-C-D-E-F-G... [long pause] How I wonder what you are...-Ralph Wiggum

 

[TurdFerguson]

Lisa Simpson is a girl at my school.

 

[Buttmunch]

"I bent my Wookiee" -Ralph Wiggum

 

[bigbrocha]

Skinner "There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest."

Willy "Ya used me Skinner, ya used me!!!"

 

[TurdFerguson]

 

[Batty]

"I was free to wallow in my own crapulence."

 

[bigbrocha]

Without the loop, it's nothing

 

[Batty]

"Are you gonna release the hounds, or the bees, or the hounds with bees in their mouths so everytime they bark at you they shoot bees at you?"

 

[bigbrocha]

“Let's hear it for Lisa Simpson and her wacky sax!”