Simpsons Quote Thread

[rushmore223]

"Don't worry guys. This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued "The Never Ending Story". - Lionel Hutz

 

[TurdFerguson]

Saxamaphone Saxamaphone

 

[bigbrocha]

Saxamaphone Saxamaphone

 

[bigbrocha]

"Out with the old and in with the nucleus!"

 

[rushmore223]

had to add this too.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vxQqdFOeoM[/ame]

 

[bigbrocha]

"Lies make baby Jesus cry."

 

[Bucky Underbelly]

Homer: "I'm not lying. I'm writing fiction with my mouth."

 

[rushmore223]

Homer: Alright Brain, You dont like me and I dont like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with Beer.

Homer's Brain: It's a deal!

 

[TurdFerguson]

You keep using words like "Pasghetti" and "Momatoes" You make numerous threatening references to the UN and at the end you repeat the words "Screw Flanders" over and over again.

 

[bigbrocha]

"Are you guys talking about the west-side!"

 

[rushmore223]

"Still like him better than Steinbrenner"

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzpk5dMhVE4[/ame]

 

[scarecrow jim]

Homer - "I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there?....please save me Superman".

Milhouse - "I can't go on, you guys go on ahead,....and carry me with you".

 

[TurdFerguson]

Food Box: No or No Go by Homer, no. Earl, no! Bill Simpson.

 

[bigbrocha]

"His hands are probably full of mud and cookies."

 

[TurdFerguson]

"His hands are probably full of mud and cookies."

Probably stole a napkin.

 

[rushmore223]

Homer: Okay, give me my gun.

Salesman: I'm sorry, but the law mandates a 5 day waiting period.

Homer: 5 Days! But I'm mad now!

 

[bigbrocha]

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzOasV_NtUo"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzOasV_NtUo[/ame]

 

[Voorhees27]

"Boom-chi-cha-boom-chi-cha-boom-chi-boom
I'm Mr. Plow, and I'm here to say,
I'm the plowin'est guy in the USA.
I got a big plow and I'll move a lot of things,
Like your cow if you have one..."

 

[TurdFerguson]

Homer: Okay, give me my gun.

Salesman: I'm sorry, but the law mandates a 5 day waiting period.

Homer: 5 Days! But I'm mad now!

"I'd kill you if I had my gun."

 

[bigbrocha]

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r0trTM9qWI"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r0trTM9qWI[/ame]