Solo: A Star Wars Story

[a-dev]

Re: Han Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Well, if any of them resemble that comparison, yeah, Moore.

 

[spindrift]

Re: Han Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Love the Moore Bonds...but I always considered him the Adam West of James Bond LOL

yep just the flms he was stuck in but the 70s ones were cool- even Moonraker that was spectacular like no other film made that decade- like Mad Mad Mad World meets Benny Hill meets James Bond

 

[Adolfo]

Re: Han Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Moonraker and Octopussy were my favorite Moore Bonds

 

[pixletwin]

Re: Han Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Man, I thought WWEEEE was back defending his beloved PT.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: Han Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/young-han-solo-found-alden-877328?facebook_20160505

Alden Ehrenreich is in final negotiations to don the vest and pick up the blaster for the Star Wars standalone, according to sources, which centers on a younger version of the franchise favorite.

 

[AIR]

Re: Han Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

 

[rushmore223]

Re: Han Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

I heard there is a lot of pressure from the LGBT community to make Chewie gay, which totally has Wookie Bible thumpers enraged!

 

[karamazov80]

Re: Han Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Looks like he's biding his time, waiting for that rufie to kick in.

This guy seems like as good a casting decision as any, IMO.

 

[DiFabio]

Re: Han Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

I heard there is a lot of pressure from the LGBT community to make Chewie gay, which totally has Wookie Bible thumpers enraged!

Don't tell that to Mala and Lumpy. They'll be devastated.

 

[Khev]

Re: Han Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

This is the type of gateway behavior we were talking about in the Frozen thread. First bestiality now this:

This guy seems like as good a casting decision as any, IMO.

 

[rushmore223]

Re: Han Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Chewie likes it.... ....ruff!

 

[karamazov80]

Re: Han Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Will be appropriate then, if we finally see young Han and young Chewy sexually experimenting with each other. The major criticism will be, "Ford would never do it that way. Casting fail!"

 

[Khev]

Re: Han Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

I'm fully prepared to have only the Ford films be "canon" and yes that includes Episodes 8 and 9 if Disney has Luke and Poe all googoo eyed for one another.

 

[rushmore223]

Re: Han Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Will be appropriate then, if we finally see young Han and young Chewy sexually experimenting with each other. The major criticism will be, "Ford would never do it that way. Casting fail!"

Remember, Han is a "smuggler" after all, guess he'll be smuggling Wookie Sausage.

 

[AIR]

Re: Han Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

I'm fully prepared to have only the Ford films be "canon."

Ford was in the Christmas special

 

[rushmore223]

Re: Han Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

The Christmas Special is to Star Wars what a pineapple up the ****** is to sex.




Edit - funny thing I just noticed, ass is ok, but ****** (wrecked-him) is not. Curious.

 

[Khev]

Re: Han Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Ford was in the Christmas special

Hell yeah he was. As far as I'm concerned this all "happened" especially since it literally featured the entire main cast:

Boba Fett, the dinosaur, slime planet, weird talisman thingy, all true...

It's the only Boba Fett NOT voiced by Jason Wingreen that I'll accept too, he was a total badass.

 

[Kamandi]

Re: Han Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Alden Ehrenreich? I saw Beautiful Creatures on cable, he can't act. WTF?

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: Han Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Han Solo will be played by a Millenial.

 

[AIR]

Re: Han Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)