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Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Hey, clearly it’s action figure fatigue you plebs. Everyone I know wanted Rose Tico and Holdo figures but bought too many other great figs lately. Hasbro CEO said so too, he has no stake in this, look it up.
 
Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Rose Tico

Tobias Beckett

Rio

Val

Who is choosing these names? They got no zing. No "from a galaxy far, far away" sound.

And the wannabe western names of Solo are really bad.
 
Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Rose Tico

Tobias Beckett

Rio

Val

Who is choosing these names? They got no zing. No "from a galaxy far, far away" sound.

And the wannabe western names of Solo are really bad.
Can't argue with that.

As a kid I usually bought the aliens or robots first, that's what appealed to me the most.

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Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

I think I saw that adjusted for inflation even the SE re-release of SW in 1997 will outgross Solo. Crazy. I bet a lot of people are going to kick themselves for missing this one on the big screen too.
 
Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Naming characters should be George Lucas official job at Disney. Say what you want about his poor directing and editing skills, but the sun ova beach can name a character.
 
Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Rose Tico

Tobias Beckett

Rio

Val

Who is choosing these names? They got no zing. No "from a galaxy far, far away" sound.

And the wannabe western names of Solo are really bad.

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Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Poor Alden he’s got to be suicidal.

Acting coach rumors, boycott and now first SW movie ever to lose money.

I bet that dark voice in his head isn’t doing him any favors...

”First SW movie to lose money Alden you don’t want to live thru that do you kid”

Over and over and over again.
 
Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Poor Alden he’s got to be suicidal.

Acting coach rumors, boycott and now first SW movie ever to lose money.

I bet that dark voice in his head isn’t doing him any favors...

”First SW movie to lose money Alden you don’t want to live thru that do you kid”

Over and over and over again.

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Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

SW losing money, he accomplished the impossible.

Impressive. Most impressive.

Let's not forget Glover is in it too -- so much for his pull to open a movie.


This movie needed:

1) Boba Fett in his Empire gear

2) Jabba the Hutt


I don't mean cameo - I mean scene or scenes like Vader and Tarkin.




3) Wakanda - seems the only way to guarantee insane profits from a mediocre movie.
 
Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Nah if Fett appeared he should have been in his Holiday Special colors. :D

Though the HS did establish that Chewie at least had never met him until after ANH.
 
Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

Poor Alden he’s got to be suicidal.

Acting coach rumors, boycott and now first SW movie ever to lose money.

I bet that dark voice in his head isn’t doing him any favors...

”First SW movie to lose money Alden you don’t want to live thru that do you kid”

Over and over and over again.

He'll be fine. He still has those Kingsman movies.
 
Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)


Added to the KK touch list:

Luke Skywalker - a bum with a murderous mind who turned his back on his family and friends during the rise of the First Order.

Han Solo - a deadbeat who abandoned his wife and son when they needed him most.

Leia Organa Solo - the partner in the feminist cause and in the bedroom of Admiral Gender Studies herself, Amilyn Holdo.

Rey - an unparalleled Mary Sue with an incomparable jobber aura who was created solely to be a feminist icon.

Finn - the classic token black character. A joke.

Poe - a now emasculated symbol of "toxic masculinity".

Kylo Ren - an immature manjina with no compelling reason for turning to the Dark Side.

 
Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

I’m such a movie and tech geek that I need to be at the first theatrical showing and I accept no less than an Imax or Dolby theater and I refuse to watch a bootleg off a movie i’m excited for.

Oh look i’m going to watch a blurry IW2 on my laptop opening night lol

That’s pretty damn ridiculous.
 
Re: Solo: A Star Wars Story (May 25th, 2018)

I’m such a movie and tech geek that I need to be at the first theatrical showing and I accept no less than an Imax or Dolby theater and I refuse to watch a bootleg off a movie i’m excited for.

Oh look i’m going to watch a blurry IW2 on my laptop opening night lol

That’s pretty damn ridiculous.

Preach it. I saw I, Tonya and Ladybird in Dolby auditoriums no way I'm bootlegging Star Wars, lol.
 
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