Perspective is bad. Mmkay?
Most people give a ____ about Star Wars. No one cared about Jingle All the Way. If he made those movies, he'd just be "that one kid". But no, he was Anakin Skywalker. One of the, if not the most important character in the Star Wars franchise. It was a huge shoe to fill. And he didn't fill it.
Anakin should've been a teen or young man who was on the teetering edge of being good or bad. They should've made him a little like Luke and a bit like Han.
16 at the youngest.
Padme should have been from Alderaan. The Trade Federation war should have been the start of the Clone Wars. Dooku should have been part of the Jedi Council. They should have gotten through the love story early in the first movie.
Second movie should have been about the clone wars. With Anakin turning at the end.
Third movie should have been Vader hunting the Jedi.
Yeah I don't think anyone was anticipating an entire new trilogy of SW movies to essentially be two and a half movies of filler until the you-know-what hits the fan.
The treatment of Vader/Anakin in the PT is probably a bigger sin than Jar Jar, Nemoidians and the Count Dookie combined.
Episode I should have had Anakin as an 18 year old.
Episode II should have had Anakin as 25-30 year old and ended with Anakin dying.
Episode III should have been 100% suited Darth Vader.
I love Jingle All The Way. He was ____ in it as well. The most annoying part of it. When I saw that he was Anakin Skywalker I remember saying "Arnold's annoying kid?" and he was.
Jingle does rock. Watch it every year. Arnold is hilarious in it. Thumbs up here.
Jingle all the way has a "following"? Did you just say that? By "following" do you mean they saw it once?
Finally watched it this afternoon. Went with a buddy, we were a total of six people in the theater.
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