Star Wars: Episode IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER

[kiwiatlarge]

Three peens? what does he do with all of those?

 

[Sachiel]

Is there a Threepinator in this Star Wars...?

It's probably a joke that will last a few seconds. The little hairy guy will cross a wire, Threepio's eyes will turn red and he'll shout "Destroy! Destroy!", the little guy will fix it, someone will say a quip, everybody laughs.

 

[jye4ever]

Threepinator is an awesome name


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[ironwez20]

Boy are people gunna be pissed when they find out TROS starts with the ST gang sending C3P0 back in time to kill Luke Skywalker at the Yavin Award Ceremony.
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Which of course will then have Leia seeking out the next greatest leader of the Resistance.

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Why are his eyes red? Is he the final bad guy lol

 

[jye4ever]

3PO possessed by Emperor lol

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[MegaPrime33]

Of all of the useless things to possess, you'd think he'd go for Rose instead.

 

[TaliBane]

Of all of the useless things to possess, you'd think he'd go for Rose instead.

He DOES... leaked image...

 

[jye4ever]

As she cackles at Finn

I love you long time


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[MegaPrime33]

"Heeeeere's Tico!"

 

[Neal136]

Why are his eyes red? Is he the final bad guy lol

It's his "instant kill" mode. JJ borrowed from Marvel Studios.

 

[Wor-Gar]

It's his "instant kill" mode. JJ borrowed from Marvel Studios.

That's all he's good at. He's like a pop culture sponge that simply regurgitates other people's great ideas.

There's no "innovative" in JJ.

 

[LinktheJedi]

Hopefully they?ll announce the new figures soon

 

[Spartan Rex]

 

[ironwez20]

Hopefully they?ll announce the new figures soon

What in heavens name can they make that hasn?t been done? Everybody looks the damn same. Buy the older figures slap a new logo on it and call it a day.

 

[TaliBane]

This from Esquire Magazine no less. Explains why Rey has been such a sizzler of a character. They could have used a moving cardboard standee for Shmi and she would have had as much emotional punch in the PT.

This also shows how out-there and random the ST has been in terms of clarity of a main character's journey. That people can think she's the time-travelling mother of Anakin... compare this and the other bizarre, silly theories to the burning on-point questions people had between ESB and ROTJ.

 

[pixletwin]

Star Wars Theory is possibly the stupidest SW channel on YT.

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

If they turned 3PO into the Terminator and Rose into a flesh eating zombie I wouldn't mind. It would be more compelling than the saga of Reylo...

Holy **** The Mandalorian had better be good!

 

[TaliBane]

Star Wars Theory is possibly the stupidest SW channel on YT.

But the point is, Rey has been such a blank canvas/empty vessel from the start, who she is and what her journey is supposed to be, that these kinds of stupid theories are just as plausible as anything else.

I mean is this any less stupid, random and insipid than what appears to be her parentage if the leaks are true (and it's become pretty clear they are)?

She's an exact carbon copy of Luke in every way (right down to more minor stuff like costume and home planet, Not-tooine) except the way that matters most: a compelling journey and reason for being. The fact that she's female and Luke was male is ultimately meaningless in this regard - yet the filmmakers seem to have thought changing the gender rendered her as totally new.

 

[YoNoSe]

Two movies in and we don’t even know the main character’s last name.

Mystery Box Fatigue is a thing!

 

[jye4ever]

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