Star Wars Saga (OT/PT/ST) Discussion Thread

[Prime Clone]

Some silly comic contradicted the opening crawl of the actual movie?

Nah, not a silly comic, a silly official timeline!

But... my mistake, it was the "political core" that broke off from the New Republic. The "military core" came from the Empire and the "spiritual core"... well, you know.

Still seems strange the First Order had more modern designs than the Final Order (except for the planet-smashers).



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[Khev]

Nah, not a silly comic, a silly official timeline!

Indeed.

The ST loves to overuse its concepts. We are the match that will light the spark that will start the fire that will burn down the FO military core which supports the political core that throws away the apple core that...

 

[Prime Clone]

 

[ironwez20]

Indeed.

The ST loves to overuse its concepts. We are the match that will light the spark that will start the fire that will burn down the FO military core which supports the political core that throws away the apple core that...

Was this.... was this a *** at the ST? Am I in the right timeline?

 

[jye4ever]

Indeed.

The ST loves to overuse its concepts. We are the match that will light the spark that will start the fire that will burn down the FO military core which supports the political core that throws away the apple core that...

RO did have a trooper dedicated to the shore afterall lol

The emperor himself had plenty of cores himself

Palpatine/Sidious/Emperor/Snoke

 

[a-dev]

RO did have a trooper dedicated to the shore afterall lol

*scoff* that silliness isn't ca- wait..no, I like RO. It is canon. Aww man, ''Shore'' Troopers are canon.

 

[The Buffinator]

Was this.... was this a *** at the ST? Am I in the right timeline?

 

[jye4ever]

There should be Death Star Floor specific troopers

Then each floor trooper should be broken down into hallway specific troopers

Then each hallway trooper should be broken down into room specific troopers

 

[The Buffinator]

Don't forget the often overlooked Death Star Turbolift Operator Trooper. Those other guys would never get to their respective floors without him.

 

[jye4ever]

 

[a-dev]

There should be Death Star Floor specific troopers

Then each floor trooper should be broken down into hallway specific troopers

Then each hallway trooper should be broken down into room specific troopers

Don't forget the often overlooked Death Star Turbolift Operator Trooper. Those other guys would never get to their respective floors without him.

What about Lavatory Troopers? Specializing in Cubicle Incursions! They ''flush out'' any threats.

So goes their motto, but in reality they still can't hit their targets

 

[jye4ever]

 

[Khev]

It turns out the Shoretroopers are actually clones.

Spoiler

Was this.... was this a *** at the ST? Am I in the right timeline?

Silly boy I can make fun of *any* SW movie. It's just that the good SW movies can stand up to the jabs.

 

[Khev]

Has this been posted before? It's hilarious how perfectly most of these fit.

 

[Prime Clone]

The emperor himself had plenty of cores

Reactor cores that is...

There should be Death Star Floor specific troopers

Then each floor trooper should be broken down into hallway specific troopers

Then each hallway trooper should be broken down into room specific troopers

We shoulda had Ironing Troopers but TLJ showed us there were droids for that.

What about Lavatory Troopers? Specializing in Cubicle Incursions! They ''flush out'' any threats.

So goes their motto, but in reality they still can't hit their targets

 

[The Buffinator]

Has this been posted before? It's hilarious how perfectly most of these fit.

The "C'mon, don't bull***** me" response to Palpatine is my favorite.

The last one was predictable, but then anytime my wife or I has a headache the other inevitably says "It's probably a ______".

 

[ironwez20]

It turns out the Shoretroopers are actually clones.

Spoiler

Silly boy I can make fun of *any* SW movie. It's just that the good SW movies can stand up to the jabs.

Lol whatever u say old timer

 

[ironwez20]

Lots of strangeness the Star Wars threads lately

 

[ironwez20]

Watch the series The Mandalorean, I like it very much. The plot is similar to Star Wars.

...... yea kinda weird how it takes place in the lord of the rings universe .

 

[TurdFurgusonsHat]

...... yea kinda weird how it takes place in the lord of the rings universe .

Stop hating on crossovers Wez. Can we ban these newbs that are clearly here to spam garbage?