Rama's great big, little-bitty absolutely ridiculous The Acolyte review so far:
First:
Okay, onward. I find the names of the twins distracting: one is named after a government agency, and the other is named perhaps the blandest, most common Asian female name ever. This is the best they can do? fr this is not very cool.
This show, much to my surprise is actually not the worst thing ever. Definitely seen worse. Mando season 3 was way worse than this. These witches are not really striking a chord with me. They're not interesting. Mother Talzin would wipe the floor with them.
Mind you, not saying its "good." But not the worst. It has no Ewoks in it at least. Five year old girls are not outrunning seasoned adult bounty hunters.
Great fight choreography.
That padawan with the horns reminds me of an Andorian and I will die on that hill. If she had not already died there first.
Mei's obsession with her sister strikes me as almost incestuous.
Wasted Wookiee Jedi. What was even up with that, just a total waste - and he dont even get a fight scene.
Man, why you gotta kill Yord. I liked him.
Sol is quite okay.
A Sith! very persuasive [reminds me of Maul] and he needs to stay out of seductive tidal pools. Did Anakin have game? This guy makes him look like a kid in that department. This men in this are ripped to shreds and I cant say that I disapprove.
Worst helmet ever tho.
Orange lightsabers are the only ones I would consent to own and thats another hill I'll die on.
EDIT: I just watched Avatar: the Way of Water and the entire back end of that movie made TLJ look like Shakespeare. YOU HEARD ME.