Star Wars: The Acolyte

[jaztermareal]

I gots to know what happened. Hiw bad was it? My popcorn is waiting for the memes!

 

[jye4ever]

What? What happened?

Absolutely nothing!

The Sith had nothing to do with the destruction of the witches.

A wookie used a beach metal detector the kind you see being used on the Jersey shore lol

 

[jye4ever]

I gots to know what happened. Hiw bad was it? My popcorn is waiting for the memes!

 

[YoNoSe]

Trinity played reverse Uno & killed the whole bunny farm.

 

[Khev]

So what are they setting up for the big finale? Often times the second to the last episode is one of the most talked about and amazing episodes of the season.

 

[Ramatuelle]

What? What happened?

Not even anything amusing, it was just boring.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Reveal: there is no Sith

 

[Ramatuelle]

So what are they setting up for the big finale? Often times the second to the last episode is one of the most talked about and amazing episodes of the season.

Ho ho ho, not today.

They rehashed the first couple episodes in case you didnt get enough the 1st time around.

 

[loki2371]

So, I think Kathleen Kennedy is the ultimate troll. She said in an interview that the script to this show brought her to tears when she read it.

I think It did. But not because it was good like she led Hedlund to believe, but because it was so bad she knew it would further her twisted plot to ultimately destroy Star Wars and the legacy of George Lucas.

She is the ultimate Sith Lord...

 

[Ramatuelle]

Reveal: there is no Sith

You know what Sith would do re these witches?

It would be like Star Trek: First Contact where you got the Vulcans out in space, monitoring earth and going "Nah, we are not going within a half parsec of these boring savages. Let's stay out here and monitor those 'Golden Girl' reruns, I need more material for that paper I'm writing for the Vulcan Science Academy about 20th century Earth comedies."

But this time, Zephram Cochrane never shows, to justify Vulcan interference in human affairs. And neither would the Sith, because they got better things to do than trifle with these witches.

 

[Otomofan]

Ugh. That was pure unadulterated dog ****. It wasn't even "fun to hate"...it just sucked. Half the running time was replaying events from the third episode, which was the single worst product of all time that ever had the words "Star Wars" stamped on it.

Yeah. Worse than this cursed thing.

If you loved the excruciating glacial pace of Ep 3, complete with lesbian chanting and atrocious kid actors, and worse writing than on the back of a cereal box, well lucky you, here's another half hour of it!

I can't even convey how poorly constructed this garbage is on every level....I despise it, but I kept watching cause my brain just couldn't process how something this inept, this incompetent, actually got made. It's utterly baffling.

 

[jaztermareal]

Ugh. That was pure unadulterated dog ****. It wasn't even "fun to hate"...it just sucked. Half the running time was replaying events from the third episode, which was the single worst product of all time that ever had the words "Star Wars" stamped on it.

Yeah. Worse than this cursed thing.

If you loved the excruciating glacial pace of Ep 3, complete with lesbian chanting and atrocious kid actors, and worse writing than on the back of a cereal box, well lucky you, here's another half hour of it!

I can't even convey how poorly constructed this garbage is on every level....I despise it, but I kept watching cause my brain just couldn't process how something this inept, this incompetent, actually got made. It's utterly baffling.

Except that Jar Jar lollypop was actually fun. I recall seeing them in stores and dreaming that I could own one.

Yes, I totes would have deep throated that gungan tongue in public just to be the kid with a Star Wars lollypop. Star Wars was still cool back then.

 

[pixletwin]

Meh. With one glaring exception the fights were cool. 4/10

 

[Ramatuelle]

Ugh. That was pure unadulterated dog ****. It wasn't even "fun to hate"...it just sucked. Half the running time was replaying events from the third episode, which was the single worst product of all time that ever had the words "Star Wars" stamped on it.

Not even meme-worthy! Is there any greater crime?!

Not even one glimpse of shirtless Qimir. This is just not cool.

 

[jaztermareal]

RT audience score has sat at 14% for ages now. After the finale which way will it go? I expect many folk are waiting to complete the show before rating so it could drop further after next week but then again the vast majority of those who stick out a show till finale are the ones who enjoy it so maybe it will go up.

 

[Johnny1378]

The scene in tonight’s episode, leading into the end credits, cinched it for me. I’m now positive that the people at Disney+ do not even possess rudimentary knowledge of the basic components that make up an episode of television.

 

[Asta]

That was one of the most boring episodes of a boring series.

Only one more to go and we can put a fork in it.


Incidentally, yesterday the Rotten Tomatoes Audience Scores for all Disney Star Wars shows were removed.

The conspiracy theory put forward by the usual Youtube suspects was that Disney were in cahoots with RT to do some serious damage control.

A couple of hours later the ratings were re-established.

Did one of the parties get cold feet and decide that kind of damage control was actually more destructive?

 

[Darth_Z]

I’ve been calling it The Crapolyte.

 

[Asta]

I’ve been calling it The Crapolyte.

I've been thinking of it as The Acoshyte.

 

[jye4ever]

So this is what the epic culmination of “The Force is Female” feels like…