Star Wars: The Acolyte

[Wor-Gar]

View attachment 697398

Honestly.....wtf IS this ****???



ugh.

Disney is taking Star Wars into the "elfin" and "furry" territories.

We all know what's next...?

 

[Otomofan]

The actor that plays David Bowie says that they're gonna have better lightsaber fights than "The Phantom Menace."

“Yeah, that was a very frequent conversation we had,” Keen, who plays alien Jedi Jecki Lon, tells Entertainment Weekly. “It was very much: We want to top the Darth Maul fight — the most iconic fight, I think, in the Star Wars cinematic universe. It's such an amazing fight and we were all so excited about the saber fights. There's such a skill and a craft to it that it feels so OG Star Wars and feels so impressive when you see it as a viewer.”

I don't know about you guys but I literally have chills right now. Is it June yet???? I neeeeeed my Acolyte!!!!!!

 

[Wor-Gar]

Now it looks like a 60's Lost in Space set, just lit more shadowy.

How do all these characters stay so clean in so many dirty landscapes? Not even dust on top of the shoes.

 

[jye4ever]

That just screams serious sith creepy drama lol

 

[Wor-Gar]

I want to see Trevorrow's Sith Spider King.

 

[ZE_501]

It all looks like Legend of Zelda cut scenes. And as impressive as the TPM final duel is ... "most iconic?"

 

[Khev]

Yeah "TPM lightsaber duel feels so OG Star Wars?" What a stupid thing to say.

 

[jaztermareal]

Yeah "TPM lightsaber duel feels so OG Star Wars?" What a stupid thing to say.

Bet she thinks episode 1 came first...

 

[Mondragon]

Now it looks like a 60's Lost in Space set, just lit more shadowy.

Hey they did have the first lightsaber duel. (Zorro in Space!)

And the first groovy score by John Williams

 

[The Buffinator]

The actor that plays David Bowie says that they're gonna have better lightsaber fights than "The Phantom Menace."

View attachment 697419

“Yeah, that was a very frequent conversation we had,” Keen, who plays alien Jedi Jecki Lon, tells Entertainment Weekly. “It was very much: We want to top the Darth Maul fight — the most iconic fight, I think, in the Star Wars cinematic universe. It's such an amazing fight and we were all so excited about the saber fights. There's such a skill and a craft to it that it feels so OG Star Wars and feels so impressive when you see it as a viewer.”

I don't know about you guys but I literally have chills right now. Is it June yet???? I neeeeeed my Acolyte!!!!!!

Well, she's the actress who played X-23 in Logan so on the bright side there will be at least one person in this who isn't a complete stranger to live action. So Yay?

 

[jye4ever]

Wait that Star Trek alien Jedi is Daphne?!?

She’s smoking hot why they make her look like a dumb Star Trek alien like that lol

 

[Wor-Gar]

She’s smoking hot why they make her look like a dumb Star Trek alien

Isn't that cultural appropriation?

 

[The Buffinator]

Wait that Star Trek alien Jedi is Daphne?!?

She’s smoking hot why they make her look like a dumb Star Trek alien like that lol

I'm guessing that KK and the showrunner don't want to appeal to our baser instincts. Alas I'm not sure they're capable of appealing to us in any manner whatsoever lol. Or maybe they think we'll go for a 60ish Carrie-Anne Moss?

 

[jye4ever]

I'm guessing that KK and the showrunner don't want to appeal to our baser instincts. Alas I'm not sure they're capable of appealing to us in any manner whatsoever lol. Or maybe they think we'll go for a 60ish Carrie-Anne Moss?

Moss was a hot ***** in Defenders lol

 

[Wor-Gar]

Oh god, Jye has changed his avatar again to his newest fascination.

 

[The Buffinator]

Wait that Star Trek alien Jedi is Daphne?!?

She’s smoking hot why they make her look like a dumb Star Trek alien like that lol

Dear God Jye please lose that Lady Gag-Me-With-A-Spoon avatar asap. Talk about frightening!!

 

[The Buffinator]

Oh god, Jye has changed his avatar again to his newest fascination.

 

[The Buffinator]

Moss was a hot ***** in Defenders lol

I thought that was in Jessica Jones but she may have popped up in Defenders as well.

 

[jye4ever]

I thought that was in Jessica Jones but she may have popped up in Defenders as well.

You might be right I don’t remember what I did this morning lol

 

[The Buffinator]

You might be right I don’t remember what I did this morning lol

Do you mean besides creating that god awful avatar?