Star Wars: The Acolyte

[The Buffinator]

Logan the moderator walking away from the witches' temple:

"Time to close...the Thread."

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Are we sure they were dead at this point? Could be they were just sleeping off whatever hallucinogens they took prior to that horrific Ascension chant.

 

[The Buffinator]

Mae: "I must avenge my fallen sisters of the coven by killing the Jedi."

Other Witches:

 

[Sassafras]

Are we sure they were dead at this point? Could be they were just sleeping off whatever hallucinogens they took prior to that horrific Ascension chant.

Pffftttt, I wouldn't want to take a bet that in the Rey movie - or worse, the Mando finale - all is lost until the unkilllable Ahsoka, or our newest insta-Jedi Sabine -

conveniently remembers a "legend of the Fallen witches", rips off LOTR, and is like "fight for us, showing once and for all the Force is Female" and these green blobby witches trot over via the World plot convenience thing, with Bo-katan, Sabine, and Ahsoka playing the famous trio in the lead.

(I'll say again I don't object to female leads but we aren't talking Leia or Fennec Shand here). If nothing else, this series and Falcon and WS has taught me to be afraid of Disney and what is going on in those writers' rooms.

 

[Khev]

Oh man I just watched the extended clip of the "Yas! Yas!" actress being asked to describe her character at Celebration. She says "well she's strong, she's female, and she's powerful." She literally describes her own character the same way Critical Drinker does.

 

[jaztermareal]

Oh man I just watched the extended clip of the "Yas! Yas!" actress being asked to describe her character at Celebration. She says "well she's strong, she's female, and she's powerful." She literally describes her own character the same way Critical Drinker does.

because nowadays that is how the characters are pitched by writers. IIRC, Emily Blunt automatically dismisses scripts that describe the female lead character as "strong woman"

 

[Khev]

because nowadays that is how the characters are pitched by writers. IIRC, Emily Blunt automatically dismisses scripts that describe the female lead character as "strong woman"

And it would be dismissed as a funny joke if it were flipped.

Just imagine:

Conan O'Brien: "Can you describe what Han Solo is like."

Harrison Ford: "Well...he's male."

*audience laughs, Ford rolls his eyes*

Conan (laughing): "You really don't want to talk about him, do you?"

Ford: "Not really."

Conan (still laughing): "Okay, next question..."

 

[Sassafras]

Oh man I just watched the extended clip of the "Yas! Yas!" actress being asked to describe her character at Celebration. She says "well she's strong, she's female, and she's powerful." She literally describes her own character the same way Critical Drinker does.

Phhhttt Drunk3PO has a vid where there's a posted complaint about the suddenly united fanbase, saying the "united fanbase" is toxic and [they] "are just fighting for their lives trying to enjoy Star Wars respectfully and peacefully".

Nobody is disrespecting anyone e.g. Andor has an "alternative" relationship and I'd pick up a figure of Cinta in a nanosecond. She's a badass.

And nobody cared about Valkyrie either. If your script basically removes itself from the rules of a created universe, then it's just bad writing typical of fan fiction. Worse, it's BORING. I can barely remember Sol's name. I keep forgetting which twin is the sociopath tho ultimately it doesn't matter. Even Eternals wasn't this boring. Maybe Bucky and Falcon boat building was as boring and dumb, like Falcon not just calling up a Federal credit union or tapping his government retirement account. Like MASTER Jedi getting taken out by a butter knife. Feeding the kids candy laced with *an herbal substance*.

 

[Princess Banana Havok]

The CW-fication of Star Wars is complete

They offically have a crappy tie-in pop song to the show now, you'll never guess the name lol



Rumors are it'll play at the end of one of the upcoming episodes, or over the credits. The vid is at 1k likes and 4k dislikes.

We are now officially in the timeline where Spaceballs is less of a parody than what SW itself has become

 

[jye4ever]

I just want to go on record to say that Sassafras’s posts are freaking hilarious every single time there are some legit insane concepts lol

 

[jye4ever]

The chant is officially being known as the “Zumba Class” women work out song lol

 

[Wor-Gar]

Zumba-Zumba

There are Two

Zumba-Zumba

There are Two

Zumba-Zumba

Both are Girls

Zumba-Zumba

And they're not you!

 

[Jmek]

Father’s day can mean only ONE thing…drinking alone at the bar lol

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Wife working a double at the ER and son playing a game at the school field with his friends.

Dad = IPA and wings lol

Happy fathers day to everyone.

Hey IPA, nice one dude. Can you get Butty Batch where you are?
Three pints of that bad boy and you know it!

 

[The Buffinator]

The CW-fication of Star Wars is complete

They offically have a crappy tie-in pop song to the show now, you'll never guess the name lol



Rumors are it'll play at the end of one of the upcoming episodes, or over the credits. The vid is at 1k likes and 4k dislikes.

We are now officially in the timeline where Spaceballs is less of a parody than what SW itself has become

I guess they couldn't get the rights to The Divinyls' "I Touch Myself". But then that probably would have been a little too on the clitor...er, I mean nose...

 

[jye4ever]

Hey IPA, nice one dude. Can you get Butty Batch where you are?
Three pints of that bad boy and you know it!

I’m afraid to ask my angry Irish bartender at the trucker bar I hang out at he kicks you out if you try to inform him that the Guinness foam is too high lol

I asked for a side of potato salad for my steak sandwich and he called me ******** with his thick Irish accent I thought he was going to yell out to everyone that I must watch The Acolyte lol

Umm i’m sticking with whatever they have on tap lol

But I need to look that one up

 

[Johnny1378]

In a way, this show has actually gotten me excited for the next episode. Don’t get me wrong, it’s awful, but I’m intrigued to see how bad it can get.

 

[Felinx]

The CW-fication of Star Wars is complete

They offically have a crappy tie-in pop song to the show now, you'll never guess the name lol



Rumors are it'll play at the end of one of the upcoming episodes, or over the credits. The vid is at 1k likes and 4k dislikes.

We are now officially in the timeline where Spaceballs is less of a parody than what SW itself has become

The song should have been "Power of Dreads." This show has more dreads than the Bob Marley biopic.

 

[The Buffinator]

I’m afraid to ask my angry Irish bartender at the trucker bar I hang out at he kicks you out if you try to inform him that the Guinness foam is too high lol

I asked for a side of potato salad for my steak sandwich and he called me ******** with his thick Irish accent I thought he was going to yell out to everyone that I must watch The Acolyte lol

Umm i’m sticking with whatever they have on tap lol

But I need to look that one up

You should consider finding a classier establishment lol...

Also, how can you stand those hoppy IPAs? Give me a nice, smooth amber ale, thank you very much!

 

[jye4ever]

You should consider finding a classier establishment lol...

Also, how can you stand those hoppy IPAs? Give me a nice, smooth amber ale, thank you very much!

I do mix it up.

2 IPA then 1 smoother ale with my wings then other nights of Jameson and ginger ale.

I like my trashy bar it matches the quality of my marriage lol

 

[ironwez20]

The CW-fication of Star Wars is complete

They offically have a crappy tie-in pop song to the show now, you'll never guess the name lol



Rumors are it'll play at the end of one of the upcoming episodes, or over the credits. The vid is at 1k likes and 4k dislikes.

We are now officially in the timeline where Spaceballs is less of a parody than what SW itself has become

lol they really hate this brand. They don’t care about your feelings they want to see this franchise gone . They don’t care

 

[jaztermareal]

South Park was spot on about Kathy.