Star Wars: The Acolyte

[Chronos1919]

She's off roaming the Tatooine wastes but she'll be back...to ask Rey her name.

 

[Mandible]

Everyone is a Skywalker. Everyone has the Force. No one ever dies. No one needs training. People get stabbed with lightsabers for fun. 7 year olds outrun adults...

I could probably do a thesis of all the dumb **** that is now canon.

 

[a-dev]

Nothing has to be canon that I don't watch (or won't watch again).

 

[JAWS]

The Jedi suck in general. A whole show about them? Yikes.

That the Jedi do.

Acolyte - a person assisting the celebrant in a religious service or procession.

• an assistant or follower

Great idea for Star WARS.
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Ah yes, more random nobody characters to fill the pegs.


But yeah, let’s add more to the mix. Who are these people? Cosplayers of robed weirdos and politicians, why? The colors are so drab too. Just uninteresting, uninspired and boring.

Yep.

This could be a show directed by Spielberg in his prime and the subject matter would still have me debating on watching or not.

 

[Sassafras]

Oh boy......

https://www.ign.com/articles/star-wars-the-acolyte-vernestra-rwoh-lightsaber-turns-into-lightwhip

It'll be awesome, Force-lit hair whipping, like Captain Marvel binary mode; then we'll get the glowy eye thing; sadly future generations would lose their eyes of FIRE, except for Rey in the next film because she can do, like, everything being perfect and all.

 

[jye4ever]

So how did the MCU and Star Wars brand make out with the inclusion of Megan Thee Stallion and Lizzo?

All good?

Good to hear lol

 

[Prime Clone]

Nothing has to be canon that I don't watch (or won't watch again).

 

[a-dev]

Your insight serves you well Prime Clone.

 

[Otomofan]

Why has no posted this amazing shot of Hedland's wife in full costume yet?? It's

This is gonna be the BEST. STAR WARS. EVER.

(Can you tell which one is her wife?)

 

[choombaz]

(Can you tell which one is her wife?)

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It’s that grey box isn’t it?

 

[Khev]

It'll be so awesome to watch a series that shows us what the galaxy was like when the Panderstone--I mean Jedi Order was at the height of its power.

 

[Sixth Scale Man]

Why has no posted this amazing shot of Hedland's wife in full costume yet?? It's

This is gonna be the BEST. STAR WARS. EVER.

(Can you tell which one is her wife?)

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This looks embarrassing

 

[loki2371]

This is gonna be the BEST. STAR WARS. EVER.


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She looks like "Hell yeah!, my Girl Boss moment!!".

Meanwhile, this poor guy (I think) looks completely annoyed and does not want to be there. I bet he's thinking "My agent is sooooo fired after this!"....

 

[Mr. Awesome]

This brands live action productions are so incredibly damaged at this point I really don't know if it will ever be held in as high regard again as it once was. At least not in my lifetime, if I had to guess.

Just mind blowing.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Why has no posted this amazing shot of Hedland's wife in full costume yet?? It's

This is gonna be the BEST. STAR WARS. EVER.

(Can you tell which one is her wife?)

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Looks cheap. They have gone full "Land of the Lost" at this point. There's even a She-stack.

 

[ZE_501]

Looks cheap.

It really does.

Like Dr. Who without the charm LOL ... nothing cinematic about that image. Including the talent.

 

[Otomofan]

Honestly.....wtf IS this ****???



ugh.

 

[loki2371]

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Honestly.....wtf IS this ****???



ugh.

All these new comics should need to have a disclaimer on the cover...

"Intended For Modern Audiences"....

So the toxic fans know what to avoid.

 

[Otomofan]

The art IS the disclaimer.

If being repelled by that ugly crap makes me a "toxic", then just consider me Britney Spears.

 

[The Buffinator]

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Honestly.....wtf IS this ****???



ugh.

IDK, it's not the Star Wars High Republic that I was hoping for...