Edited because I am scared of the BIG STICK.
TBH I am having to hold back the old days and the old ways over here, when I would roast such people until they had a well-flavored yet crispy skin over the roasted meat. And then I would call it good.
"Now, now" I tell myself. "It is time to turn from these darkside ways toward the light. Its the right thing to do. And besides, Darth Snoopy is a stern one."
But right now its tough. I hear ya.
EDIT: this is what such posts are, really