Star Wars: The Force Awakens (12/18/15)

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Pizza the Hutt?

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Damn, is that Leia!!!!???

WTF?


You ever do that thing where you lay upside-down and cover your nose down so all you see is your upside-down chin and mouth and you paint eyes on your chin -- that's what that looks like.
 
So leia and han walk into a bar and get together... Han says, "I'm going to be truthful, I'm the size of a baby." Leia says, "That's okay I'm flat chested." Well they enjoy their evening and make it to the hotel room... and...

they get undressed. Han says, "Wow your really are flat chested." Leia says, "God damn!" Han says, "What?" Leia says, "I thought you said you were the size of a baby?" Han says, "I am, 8 pounds and 21 inches."
 
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