Star Wars: The Force Awakens (12/18/15)

[jye4ever]

There is nobody that won't go see this.

It's all the hookers and homeless people down the street talk about.

There was a boat full of dehydrated immigrants packed into the engine room and the 2nd thing they asked for after water was to view the new TV spot.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Speaking of homeless people, do you think we'll see people camping and sleeping outside the theaters like in 1999?

 

[jye4ever]

Nope, those days are over.

I was one of those idiots that slept on cold Manhattan concrete for TPM at the Ziegfeld.

Never again, for any movie.

You know, like going to Meet Joe Black just to watch a PT trailer.

There will never be another social event like the PT.

That was for the record books.

All ruined as soon as I saw the words "Taxation" in a SW opening crawl!

Way to go George!

 

[karamazov80]

I hate to hear that. It would suck if we didn't get another one of these:

 

[KitFisto]

That Triumph video is hilarious. Spock walking by always makes me laugh out loud.

 

[Gully Foyle]

I hate to hear that. It would suck if we didn't get another one of these:

"That's the last time he'll ever see female genitalia!"

All time immortal improv lines . . . easily in the Top Ten.


___

 

[jye4ever]

I hate to hear that. It would suck if we didn't get another one of these:

Still a classic!

Right at the cusp of nerd acceptance.

Man does that bring back memories.

That prego eventually had her belly painted as the death star!

 

[KitFisto]

"You have your choice of all these men who have no idea how to please you"

"Pretty much"

 

[jye4ever]

Supernerd!

 

[K07]

What's with the TIE Fighters sitting on the the ground? Looks like a dumb diorama a five year old made with a butt load of Hasbro toys.

 

[rushmore223]

What's with the TIE Fighters sitting on the the ground? Looks like a dumb diorama a five year old made with a butt load of Hasbro toys.

How do the pilots get out of the tie fighters, do they have to repel down or something? Or even worse, get back in.

 

[jye4ever]

Its 33 years later, they have repulsor boots to get in and out.

 

[karamazov80]

Pretty sure they're driven by a bunch of Boba Fetts, so. . .

 

[Rorywan]

What's with the TIE Fighters sitting on the the ground? Looks like a dumb diorama a five year old made with a butt load of Hasbro toys.

Something I first noticed them doing in Rebels and cartoons.

Tie Fighters should not be parked on ground. Can you imagine how long it took them to park them all straight and parallel? That's probably the real reason The First Order are so angry. Parallel parking..

 

[jye4ever]

There you guys go trying to Star Trek Star Wars again.

 

[jkno]

How do the pilots get out of the tie fighters, do they have to repel down or something? Or even worse, get back in.

They can beam in and out, you know 'Beam me up Scotty'... oooops wrong franchise.

 

[WWEJedi]

How do the pilots get out of the tie fighters, do they have to repel down or something? Or even worse, get back in.

A ladder.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Rory - is that Chris Robinson, John Frusciante, or Joaquin Phoenix in your Avi there?

 

[Jaycepticon]

Hot Toys, Figures of Kulo Ren and Captain Phasma asap. Please and Thank you

 

[pixletwin]

Rory - is that Chris Robinson, John Frusciante, or Joaquin Phoenix in your Avi there?

It's E from the Eels.