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And then he died.
Oh wait...
No, this Luke wasn't hiding either. He's on a mission, giving orders like a boss, impressing people and looking cool like Sting from the Police.
And then he died.
Oh wait...
Could Obi Wan only run fast when he was near QuiGon lol
That whole running fast thing is such an oddity in Star Wars. Causes so many problems if you start to think about it.
This astral projection thing also creates problems when you start to think about why no one ever used it before.
Could have come in 'handy' for Mace certainly. In fact, why ever fight in real life as a Jedi? Just stand somewhere nearby so you don't exhaust yourself projecting across a galaxy. Many fights could be stopped before they even begin. Ben could have projected himself behind Panda Baba and tapped him on the shoulder, then simply pulled Luke away without having to draw his saber and cut off an innocent Walrus' hand. The list goes on and on.
Is it not just possible.....hear me out.....POSSIBLE....that Jedi did not know every power the force could grant??
Force projection may be a recent (and possibly surprise) power? That could effect people differently?
I do recall someone names Qui Gon learning how to become a force ghost and teaching the almighty Yoda how to do this?
Didn’t Palps somehow learn mysterious powers like force lightning?
Why do the Jedi not use force lightning? Seems badass and should be a great talent?
Is it so unreal and unacceptable that new powers are being discovered ?
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You forgot the pew pew pews
Yup all of a sudden Luke’s journey has been elevated into this untouchable sacred narrative.
Ummm by now everyone knows about the fun silly serials Lucas was copying for SW.
The pew pew pews have been better handled with the ST then the PT but not as good as the OT that simple.
That whole running fast thing is such an oddity in Star Wars. Causes so many problems if you start to think about it.
This astral projection thing also creates problems when you start to think about why no one ever used it before.
Could have come in 'handy' for Mace certainly. In fact, why ever fight in real life as a Jedi? Just stand somewhere nearby so you don't exhaust yourself projecting across a galaxy. Many fights could be stopped before they even begin. Ben could have projected himself behind Panda Baba and tapped him on the shoulder, then simply pulled Luke away without having to draw his saber and cut off an innocent Walrus' hand. The list goes on and on.
Then again, if Ben could run super fast, he could have just pulled Luke outta there lightning fast.
Wait how do we know that Yoda was ever really on Dagobah maybe he never really died he just ended his force 8K projection!
Shame Tarkin wasn’t part of that ancient religion lol
Come Wor we have a screening to attend on 2/5!
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I’m still team Khev though...
Taking a comment and generalizing it further, beyond it’s original intent, makes you a clown. Don’t be a clown. We have one.My advice as someone who dislikes bigotry, is to avoid the moral high ground altogether. Shaming anonymous geeks posting on a forum for $300 designer toys isn't going to get you anywhere. Consider the absurdity of the last few pages. People defending this moronic film are suggesting that those engaging in "fandom" are dumb as bricks... and yet they're posting on a forum for $300 action figures?
When dealing with bigotry, it's always more effective to handle it as a rational issue than a moral one. Articulate why there is no correlation between X and a person's race. Then, make fun of them. It's more effective. Personally, I blame inbreeding.
Using the Force is a craft. Tuning into it is the first step for a Jedi. Mastering the full potential takes many lifetimes.Is it not just possible.....hear me out.....POSSIBLE....that Jedi did not know every power the force could grant??
Force projection may be a recent (and possibly surprise) power? That could effect people differently?
I do recall someone names Qui Gon learning how to become a force ghost and teaching the almighty Yoda how to do this?
Didn’t Palps somehow learn mysterious powers like force lightning?
Why do the Jedi not use force lightning? Seems badass and should be a great talent?
Is it so unreal and unacceptable that new powers are being discovered ?
And let’s not forget “Force Skyping” was shown several times in ESB.
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No but what if Rian Johnson ...... was a Trekkie?
Yea you guys never thought about that huh? A Star Trek fan wanting to kill Luke Skywalker? Come on it’s the perfect way to gain rep. Star Trek fans have laid in wait for a chance. It’s been a war since the 70s right? What if Rian infiltrated the ranks and wanted to destroy the fans hearts cause he’s not a bad director...... but a Star Trek fan. Think about it.
You don’t hear a whole lot from Star Trek geeks do you? They are in hiding.
I'm assuming, like any living person, Luke is aware of when he feels like he's okay and when he feels like he's dying. I guess he used his time accordingly to see his sister one last time or "chatting and wasting time."
No one has to justify why Luke has to die. The moment Kylo sees Rey he states that the effort would kill her. Immediately he knows it. So it's stated right there that it can quickly be fatal. That's the script.
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The PT dropped the ball so many times on expanding the abilities of the Jedi. Other than the split second Force run and Darth Maul's Force push it was just lightsabers, levitation, and lightning. Yawn. In the *real* unfilmed prequels they probably did all kinds of cool stuff that kept them alive and kicking for some many centuries in such a high tech universe. I like to think that Luke's astral projection would have been something so difficult and powerful that a select few Jedi in generations past would have ever been capable of it.
Wait you're seriously coming here for that!?? That theater is only 17 minutes away from me!!
I honestly don't see why. I'm more intelligent, better looking, wittier, have better arguments, higher T levels and have a much bigger dolly collection.
You'd have more fun going to the movies with me than that supreme gentleman. Be honest Jye, have you been paid off or blackmailed? Show me on this doll where he touched you. If you can't talk, blink twice!
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But i’m contractually locked out of all screenings lol
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