Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15th, 2017)

[punisher1974]

maybe Rey is Vader and Snoke is Sidious and they finally get to have there love scene

 

[YoNoSe]

Rey is clearly the daughter of Bea Arthur's HS character. She means to avoid her mother's fate and not end up another Golden Girl scrubbing discarded Imperial light fixtures like that skeleton next to her at Unkar's pastry shop.

 

[ironwez20]

TLJ theories in silliest order.

10. Kylo and Rey fall in love.

9. Rey turns to the dark side

8. Luke and Kylo rescue Rey

7. Han as a force ghost.

6. Snoke is Palpatine

5. Snoke is Plagues

4. Snoke is Jar Jar

3. Poe and Finn are lovers

2. Snoke is Vader

1. Rey is Vader


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Rey turning to the dark side is one of those things that will keep me interested in this saga.

 

[jye4ever]

Kylo kills Han.

Kylo goes light.

All is forgiven.

Thunderous applause from a-dev ensues

 

[YoNoSe]

As long as he dies being good and Ewoks dance at his funeral.

 

[jye4ever]

As long as he dies being good and Ewoks dance at his funeral.

Thunderous applause from Junkion before a-dev.

 

[a-dev]

Anyone ever ponder unmasked Vader's last words to Luke - ''you were right, you were right about me. Tell your sister, you were right''

Does he mean 'you were right about there still being good in me'? Does he mean 'you were right, I was an *******'? Doesn't seem like the latter because Luke never said anything to that effect. He said stuff like ''I feel the conflict within you, let go of your hate''

But what impact does Vader expect to have on Leia by having Luke tell her that he was right about there being good in him? Seems like that'd just piss her off considering he stood by and did nothing as Alderaan was destroyed. She would most decidedly not have considered there to be any good in him whatsover. So wanting Luke to relay to her that there indeed was still good in him is just going to come across a bit ***kish really.

 

[jye4ever]

I can see the NECA movie.

Luke-dev: "I feel the conflict within you, let go of your young John Connor hate"

Luke-dev removes Vader Randy helmet off.

Randy Vader: "You were right, you were right about my love for young John Connor. Tell DiFabio, you were right."

Cut to Vader Randy ghost on Endor holding young John Connor figure.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Anyone ever ponder unmasked Vader's last words to Luke - ''you were right, you were right about me. Tell your sister, you were right''

Does he mean 'you were right about there still being good in me'? Does he mean 'you were right, I was an *******'? Doesn't seem like the latter because Luke never said anything to that effect. He said stuff like ''I feel the conflict within you, let go of your hate''

But what impact does Vader expect to have on Leia by having Luke tell her that he was right about there being good in him? Seems like that'd just piss her off considering he stood by and did nothing as Alderaan was destroyed. She would most decidedly not have considered there to be any good in him whatsover. So wanting Luke to relay to her that there indeed was still good in him is just going to come across a bit ***kish really.

Vader also tortured Leia

And almost killed her boyfriend, so I guess he kind of was a good father after all.

 

[YoNoSe]

Anyone ever ponder unmasked Vader's last words to Luke - ''you were right, you were right about me. Tell your sister, you were right''

Does he mean 'you were right about there still being good in me'? Does he mean 'you were right, I was an *******'? Doesn't seem like the latter because Luke never said anything to that effect. He said stuff like ''I feel the conflict within you, let go of your hate''

But what impact does Vader expect to have on Leia by having Luke tell her that he was right about there being good in him? Seems like that'd just piss her off considering he stood by and did nothing as Alderaan was destroyed. She would most decidedly not have considered there to be any good in him whatsover. So wanting Luke to relay to her that there indeed was still good in him is just going to come across a bit ***kish really.

I would think he'd have more questions for Luke. Like, "So if I didn't choke your Mom to death what exactly did happen? Did I like, choke her into labor? And we had agreed on Qui-Gon and Shmi, beeteedubz. She totally ****ed me on the names. I don't know anybody named Luke. Such a *****."

 

[SNIKT1950]

Five more days. The anticipation is outrageous.

 

[jye4ever]

 

[Wor-Gar]

Uncle Owen IS Snoke.

He faked his death.

To the line "He has too much of his father in him", Owen replies: "That's what I'm afraid of." -- clearly he is a master of Fear.

He gets very hostile at a Jawa who sells him junk-bot.

He's been "watching" the Skywalkers for a very long time.

We really know nothing about this mysterious figure.




There, Snoke mystery solved.... as good as anyone's guess here.

 

[SNIKT1950]

Uncle Owen IS Snoke.

He faked his death.

To the line "He has too much of his father in him", Owen replies: "That's what I'm afraid of." -- clearly he is a master of Fear.

He gets very hostile at a Jawa who sells him junk-bot.

He's been "watching" the Skywalkers for a very long time.

We really know nothing about this mysterious figure.




There, Snoke mystery solved.... as good as anyone's guess here.

Is Snoke turns out to be Plagueis, will it ruin the movie for you?

 

[YoNoSe]

I actually like the idea of Snoke being Plagueis but I think it might be too obvious.

In a stroke of medium-intelligence I actually thought of the Anakin-twin theory on my own before I saw it on the internet but I don't know about it's merits. It would only have that Lucas harmony if Rey/Kylo also turn out to be twins so that twinsies is a thing.

Other than those, I find all the other theories have ever decreasing plausibility. My hope is that it's something completely different that will make sense as the rest of the saga is revealed.

I read somewhere that they wanted Snoke to look like he was reconstructing himself so I guess his identity will be revealed as he gains strength and heals. In that case I imagine it has to be a known character regardless of what JJ and Serkis say.

But ultimately,

 

[jye4ever]

Wor be like....please refer to him as "Ancient Plagueis"

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Uncle Owen IS Snoke.

He faked his death.

To the line "He has too much of his father in him", Owen replies: "That's what I'm afraid of." -- clearly he is a master of Fear.

He gets very hostile at a Jawa who sells him junk-bot.

He's been "watching" the Skywalkers for a very long time.

We really know nothing about this mysterious figure.




There, Snoke mystery solved.... as good as anyone's guess here.

Interesting theory.

He also ages rapidly.

Age 19

17 years later

Age 36

30 years later

Age 66

 

[YoNoSe]

Not quite Edward Furlong territory, but close.

 

[jye4ever]

I want it to be Vader.

Just to ruin ROTJ even more.

 

[YoNoSe]

Eh. ROTJ was a great victory and remains so. Did you really think the Government of the Universe gave up when their brand new space-gun blew up and killed the reclusive magic Queen? That administration was on the way out somehow.