Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15th, 2017)

[Khev]

Uh oh, should we be worried about anything you've got planned DiFabio?

 

[Wor-Gar]

Wor-Gar and Khev can fight over my prequel toys.

I hereby donate all to Khev. Being a pall bearer is honor enough.

 

[crows]

When my inevitable banning comes and I'm banned from this forum forever, you guys better give me a funeral procession worthy of a king. I want an open casket, strippers, the works. I want A-dev, Jye, Wor-Gar and Prince to be my pall bearers. As far as my will is concerned, Evilface can have all my dollies. A-dev can get all my Terminator crap. Batfan can get my Batman garbage. Wor-Gar and Khev can fight over my prequel toys. Gaspar can get my SH figuarts junk, Kara can get my minimates. Riddick, my Batman Forever matryoshka dolls. Crows can have my gf. As for Jye, we already discussed what he gets in private.

And I only want good things said about me when I'm gone. Unless I stole and robbed from this community, killed somebody or spammed the forum with Jocasta Nu porn images, only positive things shall be said.

i will mourn you for two months with a sig dedicated in your honor. (ill ask Jye to hook me up then)

 

[Khev]

Wor-Gar and Khev can fight over my prequel toys.

I hereby donate all to Khev.

SWEET because Rogue One is technically a prequel. I get them all, no take backs!

 

[Wor-Gar]

SWEET because Rogue One is technically a prequel. I get them all, no take backs!

But Tony hates RO and has no RO merchandise. Just his Jar-Jar plushes and stuff like that.

 

[DiFabio]

Yup, jokes on Khev, I don't have any RO crap.

I do however have a Jar Jar Binks focus collection consisting of thousands of Jar Jar pieces, including this.

Unused

 

[Wor-Gar]

Oooooooooooooooooh... the Licker. Feminine 'massage' product.

 

[Khev]

Yup, jokes on Khev, I don't have any RO crap.

Zack, you're up, no mercy!

Anthony "DiFabio" Garcia was survived by his two cats, Jar Jar Binks focus collection, and a gently used Hot Toys Batmobile.

 

[Wor-Gar]

You just know there's someone out there is this wide, wide world of ours who has a complete and pristine Jar Jar collection and he's oh-so proud of.

 

[crows]

You just know there's someone out there is this wide, wide world of ours who has a complete and pristine Jar Jar collection and he's oh-so proud of.

pfffff they got nothing on this:

 

[Khev]

I wonder if that guy went and got tattoos of Maz and Snoke right before TFA was released.

 

[Wor-Gar]

What's wrong with white kids?

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I wonder if that guy went and got tattoos of Maz and Snoke right before TFA was released.

Show us your Rey tattoo.

 

[crows]

 

[Wor-Gar]

Again I ask....

 

[Khev]

Because the only thing cooler than the prequels are LEGO prequels...

 

[crows]

That face above the nipple is actually really really well done.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Because the only thing cooler than the prequels are LEGO prequels...

Talk about plastering your body with 'never get laid for all time' art.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Talk about plastering your body with 'never get laid for all time' art.

No sex for him. He's a true Jedi.

 

[Khev]

That face above the nipple is actually really really well done.

Except that his nipple makes it look like she has a nasty whitehead that needs to be popped.