Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15th, 2017)

[RIDDICK]

 

[Otomofan]

It's already been spoiled and confirmed by multiple sources now.

You can go ahead and add gasoline to the dumpster fire.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Yes its true.

I didn't read the other plot leaks. What were they?

 

[Star Puffs]

I will also say that I was.... disappointed by this movie.

Is the plot original?
Do they actually do the whole character development thing?
Does it try to work in real life politics?

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I will also say that I was.... disappointed by this movie.

Best character ever, right?

Spoiler

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Is the plot original?
Do they actually do the whole character development thing?
Does it try to work in real life politics?

A taco bell taco has more layers than TLJ

 

[Wor-Gar]

Is the plot original?
Do they actually do the whole character development thing?
Does it try to work in real life politics?

Uh, the movie tries to have it both ways. Some original aspects, many nostalgic. Many original beats fail.
Minimal character development.
It works "real life politics" into it about as much as you would image Disney would want to work politics into it. Very broadly; nothing timely.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Best character ever, right?

For the brief time he's in it. You will understand what that means when you see it.

 

[Otomofan]

I put the initial plot leaks in a spoiler tag a few pages back. Since then, reddit and every movie forum on the internet has been raging about how they were all just made up garbage.

And now it turns out the guy wasn't lying at all. He saw the movie. All that ridiculous stuff really did happen. It really is canon.

I should be angry but I checked out emotionally after Disney squatted down and took a big old steamer on the SW legacy with TFA. Now I'm just laughing as it just continues to get worse and worse.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

For the brief time he's in it. You will understand what that means when you see it.

I know everything. All the spoilers

 

[Wor-Gar]

There is one big surprise no one will see coming. But as surprising as it is, it really undermines the narrative on this movie when it happens.

 

[RIDDICK]

Yes its true.

Thank you very much.
I may like this movie after all...

 

[Wor-Gar]

I may like this movie after all...

I doubt it.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

There is one big surprise no one will see coming. But as surprising as it is, it really undermines the narrative on this movie when it happens.

Are you talking about

Spoiler

Snoke's last scene? Or are you talking about Luke's last scene?

 

[Wor-Gar]

Are you talking about

Spoiler

Snoke's last scene?

Yes. The spoilers gave that away too? And when in the movie? That sucks for you.

 

[Otomofan]

"JJ Abrams is a genius. He has an elaborate, intricate backstory all mapped out for this trilogy. We're gonna see why Rey is so special and where she's from, and why she can do things nobody else can do. We're gonna see the operatic levels of intrigue that led to Snoke's rise to power and how he's super important and the most evil character in the universe. We're going to see exactly why and how Max ended up with Luke's old lightsaber and what an incredible journey it was. They're not just making this up and leaving things blank; no way man...they have a PLAN and it's going to be amazing to sit back and watch it all unfold beautifully. It's going to put all the naysayers to shame. Trust them, they've known all along how this is all going to be the most satisfying Star Wars of all time!!"




lulz.

 

[RIDDICK]

I didn't read the other plot leaks. What were they?

Rey is a nobody.
Snoke is killed by Kylo.
Luke dies after fake-fightin' Kylo.

I doubt it.

Well, I will hate the humor for sure.
But if the plot leaks are true then I won't mind seein' this.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Yes. The spoilers gave that away too? And when in the movie? That sucks for you.

I read a full description of the entire scene and how it happens....dialogue and everything. I told you, I know EVERYTHING. I don't really care enough about Disney Wars to be upset.

 

[Star Puffs]

Uh, the movie tries to have it both ways. Some original aspects, many nostalgic. Many original beats fail.
Minimal character development.
It works "real life politics" into it about as much as you would image Disney would want to work politics into it. Very broadly; nothing timely.

Thanks. That sort of confirms my fears without spoiling anything.

Edit: Can anyone link or PM me a legit plot summary please? I want to know to, you know, know, but I'm not spending $50 (that's calculating the cost of baby sitter for my daughter) to see this.

 

[Wor-Gar]

You'll all come around now and start loving Rogue One, as it should be loved.