Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15th, 2017)

[Adolfo]

Episode IX: Forced From Behind With A Broom Handle

Irish Jedi thought of that one first I heard...just a rumor now

 

[Craig Walker]

What's the audience score on RT? 60% or something?

54% and still dropping.

No one has explained to me how they can be 'bots' and have entirely different narratives under each review. Are bots capable of writing long intelligent narratives on a subject? Seriously asking, I'd think that impossible.

 

[Asta]

Khev is very very close to reaching nirvana. Hes reaching levels of enlightenment never seen before on a toy forum.

He could fade away at any moment, leaving only his cloak behind.

 

[ZaCHw117]

I think it’s funny how much SNIKT adores lib hammil when he’s a top poster on r/the_donald.

 

[jye4ever]

SNIKT = Meryl Streep embodied by Harvey Weinstein

lulz I can kind of picture that.

Were you shirtless like Kylo? Or was that Jye by the pool?

lol

Khev is very very close to reaching nirvana. Hes reaching levels of enlightenment never seen before on a toy forum.

Oh man Khev the 8th wonder of the world.

 

[ZaCHw117]

54% and still dropping.

No one has explained to me how they can be 'bots' and have entirely different narratives under each review. Are bots capable of writing long intelligent narratives on a subject? Seriously asking, I'd think that impossible.

yes it is, in fact there’s entire forums out there with bots talking to each other.

didn’t you hear about the FCC using bots to favor their new rules on their site? they even used that as a source.

 

[SNIKT1950]

54% and still dropping.

No one has explained to me how they can be 'bots' and have entirely different narratives under each review. Are bots capable of writing long intelligent narratives on a subject? Seriously asking, I'd think that impossible.

They're not bots. They're legit, unlike the 2 star critics reviews RT conveniently still deems "Fresh."

Lol I laughed as I typed the aforementioned. It's absurd and hilarious how people still try to use critics as a way to defend movies.

 

[Adolfo]

 

[jye4ever]

Steve Bannon must’ve had his staff going 24/7 typing up bad reviews.

 

[Khev]

Khev is very very close to reaching nirvana. Hes reaching levels of enlightenment never seen before on a toy forum.

He could fade away at any moment, leaving only his cloak behind.

SNIKT: "FIRE EVERYTHING!!!!!!"

Me: *pretends to wipe a speck of dust off shoulder*

 

[Wor-Gar]

entire forums out there with bots talking to each other.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/113582306

 

[Adolfo]

Must...avoid...looking...at Jy'es ...cute...Porg...looking ...thru...glass... photo...must resist...must think of happy truthful thoughts,like Wor gars Toht melting....Saw so much of that on Sat night

 

[SNIKT1950]

SNIKT: "FIRE EVERYTHING!!!!!!"

Me: *pretends to wipe a speck of dust off shoulder*

I wish I was as tall as Adam Driver.

 

[jye4ever]

SNIKT: "FIRE EVERYTHING!!!!!!"

Me: *pretends to wipe a speck of dust off shoulder*

Oh man my side hurts lulz

Must...avoid...looking...at Jy'es ...cute...Porg...looking ...thru...glass... photo...must resist

That porg was spying at my wife taking a shower.

 

[pixletwin]

Leaving to go see it a third time.

 

[SNIKT1950]

Leaving to go see it a third time.

Enjoy the Jake Skywalker scenes. They're def the best.

 

[pixletwin]

Enjoy the Jake Skywalker scenes. They're def the best.

Is this what they say Liberal Tears taste like? If so, they really are magically delicious!

 

[jye4ever]

Leaving to go see it a third time.

Pixle you’re not bothered by the movies possible anti religious message of destroying the bible it’s done no one any good only caused harm.

Or did I totally misunderstand all of that lol

 

[jye4ever]

I think Khev literally might be the ONLY conservative and or Trump supporter (I know conservatives who do not like Trump) who loved this movie

The RT score matches the election results perfectly.

 

[pixletwin]

Pixle you’re not bothered by the movies possible anti religious message of destroying the bible it’s done no one any good only caused harm.

Or did I totally misunderstand all of that lol

Are you referring to the ancient Jedi texts? Rey pinched them without Luke knowing and took off in the Falcon with them (we see them in a drawer in the Falcon).