Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15th, 2017)

[Wor-Gar]

When I think of Relevance, this guy is the farthest thing from my mind.

Talk about a whore.

 

[Adolfo]

I've apparently missed way too much since I last logged in so I'll just reiterate for those just joining:

1. Opening space battle was awesome.



Best movie of 2017: BR 2049
Best experience of 2017: TLJ

Wait so the best film is straight sex but your best experience was the broomstick sex Irish Jedi is receiving now?

 

[jye4ever]

Finn could be interesting, and I understand why he's so fond of Rey. He's an orphan and has no family, so Rey and Poe are his only friends/family, yet the film doesn't really do much with it.

It's interesting how the SW films seem to have an obsession with orphan characters. Luke had no one by the end of ANH, except his new friends. Leia lost everyone, Han's only family is Chewie, and in the prequels, Anakin was also alone and Ben was his only family. Finn and Rey are no different, both abandoned or alone for different reasons, but it's like the plot has to keep moving and have these character going into pointless missions like the Casino planet, when it could explore Finn a bit more as a character.

Sad but true.

We're just killing time until Infinity War comes out, so we can destroy it too.

You've been assimilated, indoctrinated and caffeinated into the Disney household....go to sleep man...The cocoon behind your shed will take care of the rest

When I think of Relevance, this guy is the farthest thing from my mind.







Talk about a whore.

/\THIS/\

Where is DiFabio you should check up on him to see if he’s ok he might be taking this news, the death of SW, pretty bad.

 

[Prime Clone]

See, that's Disney's biggest fear: souring the brand

It's not a question this will make a ton of money. That's a given. But bad word of mouth and bad memories affect the brand -- and sets expectations for the continuation of the brand.

If TLJ makes RO money when it could have made close to TFA money - that's a concern.

 

[Khev]

Wait so the best film is straight sex but your best experience was the broomstick sex Irish Jedi is receiving now?

Poor guy. Being stuck where he is while all this is going on after Hamill himself publicly called him out as a loser.

 

[jye4ever]

Poor guy. Being stuck where he is while all this is going on after Hamill himself publicly called him out as a loser.

pfft Irish/Trump be calling Hamill out now as the loser.

 

[jye4ever]

Disney has even payed off Box Office Mojo to keep their trap shut about TLJ box office drop.

That’s sad.

But hey at least Khev and I loved it.

Wait....

But hey at least Khev loved it and I liked it.

 

[Prime Clone]

Again, apologies if this has already been posted.

 

[Khev]

pfft Irish/Trump be calling Hamill out now as the loser.

I don't side with any of Hamill's political leanings at *all* but in my book he's such a badass for bringing his A+ game to a story that upset him just so peeps like me could have one last epic SW experience. :

 

[Adolfo]

Again, apologies if this has already been posted.

Its dropping like a heavy scrotum

 

[Khev]

Again, apologies if this has already been posted.

Interesting. Comparable dropoff percentages with RO and that's before Christmas Break begins for everyone.

 

[Amanaman]

See, that's Disney's biggest fear: souring the brand

It's not a question this will make a ton of money. That's a given. But bad word of mouth and bad memories affect the brand -- and sets expectations for the continuation of the brand. What if its perceived as bad. Will people continue to rush to opening weekend? What if two Star Wars movies in a row are bad? You don't think that effects people's perception and willingness to race to opening weekend for the next one?

Disney needs to keep these movies a guaranteed 1B seller for their company's valuation.

Can you imagine if Disney drives the Star Wars brand down so that it can only guarantee a 600 million take?

And it will happen again. Wasn't Disney stagnant until the early 90s with their renaissance? Their milking and shameless moral bs will hasten their brand fatigue.

 

[jye4ever]

Its dropping like a heavy scrotum

You should speak to your wife or mistress about that.

 

[medicomsucks]

Ugh... what if that IS what happened. The recasting of Luke.

What if the actor who plays broom boy is Jake Lloyd's son? Doh! It all makes sense now! Yippee!

 

[Wor-Gar]

If TLJ makes RO money when it could have made close to TFA money - that's a concern.

Cue the rabid fans who post ESB's lower numbers after Star Wars.

 

[jye4ever]

Last Jake Lloyd was seen he was crossing the border with Nick Stahl and the guy who voiced Charlie Brown in the classic Christmas special.

 

[Adolfo]

You should speak to your wife or mistress about that.

Hard to get it up with TLJ on minds....AOTC is sexier

 

[jye4ever]

ESB earned less than ANH so **** all of you.

 

[ZaCHw117]

We're just killing time until Infinity War comes out, so we can destroy it too.

IW is already destroyed because it is unfinished. Part 1.

WOW JUST LIKE HARRY POTTER?

INFINTY WAR = HARRY POTTER?

pass.

I want Marvel not Harry Potter.

 

[Adolfo]

ESB earned less than ANH so **** all of you.

I wonder will Kennedy ever offer a money back guarantee...lol...now that would be a real test