Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15th, 2017)

[Adolfo]

Chucky>Kylo and Weasley boy

 

[Wor-Gar]

He transferred his soul into that little boy

Ugh... what if that IS what happened. The recasting of Luke.

 

[Adolfo]

Ugh... what if that IS what happened. The recasting of Luke.

Then we will fight!...jesus god I hope not...I need to feel better...AOTC here I come

 

[jye4ever]

I still enjoyed TLJ regardless what mysterious reason brought it down.

IX will now be called

”The Return of Snoke, Ren and Rey’s Lineage”

Snikt already bought his ticket.

 

[jye4ever]

Ugh... what if that IS what happened. The recasting of Luke.

Why not a little black girl then.

 

[punisher1974]

JJ's nose will get him in trouble. I see a sexual misconduct accusation in his future.

Only if he has a cold with a runny nose

 

[Adolfo]

Why not a little black girl then.

yes and she shall be called OJ

 

[Wor-Gar]

Why not a little black girl then.

Don't write that out loud!


I can see IX being titled: The Return of the Force.

The crawl would start:

The FORCE is not dead!

And then go on for three necessary paragraphs about stuff we already know. Nonsense about Kylo and Rey sext-forcing each other and such.

 

[jye4ever]

Then we will fight!...jesus god I hope not...I need to feel better...AOTC here I come

JAWS and Adolfo sitting on a tree...

 

[aa909]

Agree only up to a point darth...I totally disagree on one word...hidden....the Agenda was far from hidden....a red carpet was laid out quickly and to get the agenda powerful enough KK had to murder the force and Star Wars itself...spirit is gone...only the flesh remains...Star Wars in name only will remain...KK will ressurect it like the frankensteins monster...hope...she changed its meaning too....hidden ,hidden you say...no feminist,socialist agenda was at all hidden here

Agree 100%. To say the agenda was hidden is a flippant remark. Mind you there was also an “agenda” in RO but more subtle and 100000 times better story telling, so it didn’t feel preachy. TLJ was out to “teach and preach” on top of a crappy script.

 

[jye4ever]

Don't write that out loud!


I can see IX being titled: The Return of the Force.

The crawl would start:

The FORCE is not dead!

And then go on for three necessary paragraphs about stuff we already know.

Opening Crawl:

Upon the reappearance of Snoke, Knights of Ren and Rey’s parents great turmoil engulfs the galaxy”

 

[Wor-Gar]

I think Snoke was like the Wizard of Oz. A powerful image manipulated by a little wretch.

I think Hux. It would give his ginger-ass purpose.

 

[ironwez20]

It’s funny how this movie was made for the PC crowd but sites like tumblr feel indifferent towards it. Saw where someone wanted an episode 8-2 to redo all the **** that happened.
Hell they can pull an evangalion and redo the movies

 

[klwn]

Episode IX: The Retconing

 

[Adolfo]

Agree 100%. To say the agenda was hidden is a flippant remark. Mind you there was also an “agenda” in RO but more subtle and 100000 times better story telling, so it didn’t feel preachy. TLJ was out to “teach and preach” on top of a crappy script.

And those who did not see that....either lying or refusing to see or too dumb or maybe scared or paid or programmed or just don't care about star wars and follow it with a blind fanatical love

 

[Adolfo]

Lord voltemort could save Episode 9....Kennedy turned The force into Preachers Humperdoo

 

[Prime Clone]

This been posted yet? Begun the revenge of the nerds has: https://www.forbes.com/sites/robcai...holds-of-all-9-star-wars-movies/#60f13671355c

 

[ironwez20]

The black community seems to be embracing BP, but not SW and Finn.

I still think they should have made Finn force sensitive so that he and Rey can train together, and challenge each other. If you're a kid, why would you want to be like Finn? Buy his toy? Play with his character in a game? He's just a guy, and not even a cool guy like Han Solo. Han had no powers, but had a cool gun, outfit, personality, and the Falcon, the "fastest" ship or something. Finn has Rose and a perspiration problem.

Black Panther will be huge with the black community, and it wouldn't surprise me if SW/Kennedy copies Marvel by introducing a black Jedi, or they make Finn force sensitive.

That’s what’s wrong with some of these diverse agendas. Yes putting a person of color is good but make that person stand out in some way and make him interesting and not just a stand in to move the plot. Finn is very weak. He is a janitor ( which is stereotype) and he is made to chase after this white girl he barely knows. He’s boring. If your gonna do a diverse character do them right. He is very weak

 

[klwn]

This been posted yet? Begun the revenge of the nerds has: https://www.forbes.com/sites/robcai...holds-of-all-9-star-wars-movies/#60f13671355c

Yes, but can't be posted enough haha.

 

[Khev]

"Episode IX: Khev's Happy So Let's Leave Well Enough Alone"