Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Dec 15th, 2017)

[Wor-Gar]

Why aren't Coruscant scientists hunting down both Rey and Kylo to dissect them and understand their abilities, like they do in other telekinesis movies?

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

 

[Wor-Gar]

Don’t laugh that may be the case lol

No, I was serious. Seems like the only way they have to go now that they boxed themselves in.

 

[jye4ever]

Why aren't Coruscant scientists hunting down both Rey and Kylo to dissect them and understand their abilities, like they do in other telekinesis movies?

Tell me.

DiFabio has established there’s no saving TLJ ok fine so be it....Jedi.

But is there also now no saving SW starting with ROTJ.

DiFabio is ready to throw the baby out with the bath water.

So long ROTJ, PT, RO, ST.

Are you fine with that?

DiFabio will not let you keep your precious RO.

But can I keep Anakin vs Younglings lol

Master jye there ah too manny awf them what ah we going to do

 

[Wor-Gar]

I think I figured out Episode 9:

Coruscant scientists will in fact hunt down both Rey and Kylo to dissect them and understand their abilities, like they do in other telekinesis movies.

It will be up to Broom Boy and a few friends on speeder bikes who will solve the mystery and rescue Ele... I mean Rey and then help Kylo redeem himself (through sacrifice).

 

[guyver1]

I think I figured out Episode 9:

Coruscant scientists will in fact hunt down both Rey and Kylo to dissect them and understand their abilities, like they do in other telekinesis movies.

It will be up to Broom Boy and a few friends on speeder bikes who will solve the mystery and rescue Ele... I mean Rey and then help Kylo redeem himself (through sacrifice).

Ewoks and Porgs unite then

 

[Wor-Gar]

Why else would you establish Broom Boy if there will not be a pay-off.

An Awakening!



Clearly Broom Boy is the reincarnation of an ancient soul that has been waiting eons to cross oceans of time for...

Rey... or Kylo?

Ahhhh.... see the genius? The big question?

No... not who will be saved.... will it go gay.

 

[crows]

Guess I’m that fool who enjoyed the heck out of it with my two sons. I must be a fool because I not only enjoyed it more the second time, but the joy of talking about it with them, laughing together, and watching them relive the movie with their imaginations is far better than bemoaning and name calling those who see it as fun entertainment.


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This movie is the equivalent of a theme park ride you know?

You dont really question the plot of a roller coaster ride for example. You ride it, the roller coaster is a lot of fun, you have a blast,
But it doesnt reallly matter what the "story" was. . ...


I mean, if u go to universal studios, do u question the king kong ride plot?

This movie is not really a movie, it is a screen ride.
This is no different than the star wars ride at disney world.

 

[Lakhota]

In the new book “From a certain point of view” Yoda admits that he wanted to train Leia and not Luke. **** yoda that **** flew to Dagobah like a *****. He didn’t need his cane in AoTC, its so people thinks he’s an old *****.


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[Wor-Gar]

In the new book --

Print is dead.


- Egon Spengler (circa 1984)

 

[jye4ever]

I think I figured out Episode 9:

Coruscant scientists will in fact hunt down both Rey and Kylo to dissect them and understand their abilities, like they do in other telekinesis movies.

It will be up to Broom Boy and a few friends on speeder bikes who will solve the mystery and rescue Ele... I mean Rey and then help Kylo redeem himself (through sacrifice).

Scanners

 

[guyver1]

This movie is the equivalent of a theme park ride you know?

You dont really question the plot of a roller coaster ride for example. You ride it, the roller coaster is a lot of fun, you have a blast,
But it doesnt reallly matter what the "story" was. . ...


I mean, if u go to universal studios, do u question the king kong ride plot?

This movie is not really a movie, it is a screen ride.
This is no different than the star wars ride at disney world.

Imagine when SW land opens ..then what will you think of this film

 

[klwn]

I dunno, but it was too much, too fast.


Star Wars - you can mimic animal sounds, mind trick dummies, choke people telepathically and talk to people in death

Empire - you can force objects to your hand, move rocks n ****, speak to people telepathically and do a super duper jump

Jedi - shoot electricity out of your finger tips to fry peeps and become a smiling force ghost guy if you were a good boy in life

Menace - run super duper fast, micro organisms in your blood stream determine your force sensitivity, allegedly virgin births (we all know Shimi was really a hoe)

Attack of the Clones - super duper flipping

Revenge of the Sith - super duper mid air spinning

The Force Awakens - touch a lightsaber, get some visions and all the above jedi powers instantly no training required

Rogue One - fight groups of people with your force and lightsaber like a video game

The Last Jedi - FORCE SKYPE (but now you can touch her through the webcam bro!), BREATHE IN SPAAAAAAACE, INVULNERABILITY, FLY LIKE SUPERMAN, FORCE PROJECT YOURSELF AS A HOLOGRAM ACROSS THE GALAXY, SWEEP WITH A BROOM

 

[Wor-Gar]

Star Wars land will make so much more than this movie.

When Star Wars movies pale and become despised, the theme park will continue to make a million a day for ever.

 

[guyver1]

Kind of ironic that Luke dies and the lightsaber is split in half, it’s almost like an end to the skywalkers if you go back to Anakin

 

[klwn]

Kind of ironic that Luke dies and the lightsaber is split in half, it’s almost like an end to the skywalkers if you go back to Anakin

Yes. And Ruin Johnson is very proud of himself for that.

 

[guyver1]

Yes. And Ruin Johnson is very proud of himself for that.

Not only that , Luke losing his green saber when Kylo went nova as a child too

 

[Wor-Gar]

Kind of ironic that Luke dies and the lightsaber is split in half, it’s almost like an end to the skywalkers if you go back to Anakin

That's Disney.

It wants to marginalized the past. Make Star Wars in its own image.

Best way I can describe it: Look how quickly Disney revamped Pirates of the Caribbean to suit its new needs. The past is of no consequence. What gave it life is of no consequence.

That message was blatantly clear in TLJ. Deafening in fact.



But what can we do? The future marches on. Progress is inevitable.

We are all coal miners wanting our jobs back. But they are gone.

 

[Lakhota]

What I don’t understand is the Jedi Temple looked like an amazing architecture design but they were sleeping in wooden huts. Why would Kylo kill other students because he thought his master tried to kill him[emoji88]


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[guyver1]

What will Rey’s new saber look like. She was still holding the pieces in the end..can you imagine Luke’s green saber hilt with a blue ignite .