Stupid Questions

[The Ween]

Kim Jong is a big basketball fan and Dennis Rodman says that he loves everyone and doesn't care about thier politics.

They're probably lovers.

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Why is it when you fell cold for a short while it makes you feel like peeing?

Even when you have a very small amount of pee to expel

 

[The Ween]

y do pixiltwit not no how to spel proparlee

 

[devilof76]

Cuz ees awzum.

pee is warm and I guess by letting it out and peeing your legs you will get warmer? it works if you are swimming in cold water I hear.

Awareness functions by contrast, so your nerves register differences in temperature. I doubt it's an excuse to piss yourself.

 

[devilof76]

I can just see someone out in the cold deciding that soaking their clothing for a moment of warmth will somehow protect them from freezing.

 

[Darth Cruel]

I can just see someone out in the cold deciding that soaking their clothing for a moment of warmth will somehow protect them from freezing.

I always get a kick out of people who try to warm their hands by huffing big steamy clouds of hot breath on them.


Personally, I prefer the Miyagi method of hand warming.

 

[devilof76]

Friction is the way, the truth, and the light.

 

[Darth Cruel]

Theoretically, you should be able to actually ignite your hands by rubbing them together.

 

[devilof76]

...my head was just filled with visions of sex gone terribly wrong.

 

[fosing]

I can just see someone out in the cold deciding that soaking their clothing for a moment of warmth will somehow protect them from freezing.

we know what happens next.
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[AllisonAmy]

Why don't 'possums just stay on one side of the road?

 

[ironwez20]

Is mayonnaise an instrument ?

 

[supermasterhulk]

if it itches is it good to scratch?

 

[The Ween]

Why don't 'possums just stay on one side of the road?

Because the good stuff is always on the other side.

Is mayonnaise an instrument ?

An instrument of death.

if it itches is it good to scratch?

Only if it feels good to do so.

 

[devilof76]

You're like an oracle or something.

What am I wearing right now?

 

[Darth Cruel]

You're like an oracle or something.

What am I wearing right now?

She's like an oral what? I am intrigued.


Oh, wait...oracle...the whole thing just lost something.

 

[devilof76]

She can't always be the forum sextoy.

 

[The Ween]

You're like an oracle or something.

What am I wearing right now?

Hmmmm.......a kilt!

No, wait.........nothing!

 

[The Ween]

She can't always be the forum sextoy.

 

[devilof76]

Hmmmm.......a kilt!

No, wait.........nothing!

Correct.