Stupid Questions

[Mr. Green]

If Thor's hammer is on a table and you can't lift it, can you lift the table if you grab one of the table and a friend grabs the other?

"It depends on how strong the table is. If the table is a weak woobly table, then you can lift it a little. If it is a strong table, then no. Like how Loki is stuck under the hammer, in the movie, he can lift his head and his feet, but not the rest of him." - The Answer

 

[The Ween]

If Thor's hammer is on a table and you can't lift it, can you lift the table if you grab one of the table and a friend grabs the other?

Only if the table is worthy.

 

[fosing]

Only if the table is worthy.

and made in china.

 

[fosing]

is aqua man wearing a gold or blue dress?

 

[Solidus]

"looks black to me"

 

[fosing]

aquamarine?

 

[Mr. Green]

Why do we, cough, cough, some of us, still have hair on our ***? Like all kind of **** mixed with stomach acid went through our ***. Shouldn't our ***' hair be burned or technically disintegrated away?

 

[devilof76]

When was the last time you **** stomach acid?

 

[fosing]

Why do we, cough, cough, some of us, still have hair on our ***? Like all kind of **** mixed with stomach acid went through our ***. Shouldn't our ***' hair be burned or technically disintegrated away?

you're worst than toxic avenger if you're ****tin acid.

 

[Mr. Green]

Farts here and there yesterday and restroom 3 times. But hey, hey, don't food get digested in stomach acid? Do the body neutralize it before it went out?

And Mr. Green farts are worse than a skunk's perfume.

 

[The Ween]

How many people signed up for SSF just to get the codes for Spook in the codes thread and talk ****?

 

[Mr. Green]

Yea, like those codes only a few bucks. Thinks Mr. Green only miss one but not worth all the wait these people are waiting on.

 

[devilof76]

Farts here and there yesterday and restroom 3 times. But hey, hey, don't food get digested in stomach acid? Do the body neutralize it before it went out?

Has your **** ever eaten a hole through the porcelain?

 

[Mr. Green]

Na, they can't be that bad. Don't **** mix with the toilet water anyway? Its when they're on your *** for prolong period of time. The Green One is harmless...you can touch him anytime of the day, hehhe.

 

[Mr. Green]

Just seen a regular yellow coffee mug with a "Made in England". Never seen that before in U.S.. It's usually China or India.

 

[Mr. Green]

So who tried the infamous Ghost Pepper? Mr. Green tried it last night but not sure if it is one. Label said Ghost but it doesn't taste hot. Maybe it was dry or something. Carolina hot peppers supposed to be hottest now but Ghost still natural.

 

[The Ween]

Well hopefully that will burn off your *** hair.

 

[Mr. Green]

Well hopefully that will burn off your *** hair.

Hehe, they do look like miniature pumpkins. Wonder if the kiddies know the difference.

 

[WWEJedi]

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

 

[devilof76]

I work in a hotel and this summer, some German guy who didn't speak English did exactly that when looking for a bathroom. I couldn't tell if he was propositioning me or what.

Does that help?