Stupid Questions

[Mr. Green]

Why is a branch of a particular tree waving when the wind seems calm. Other tree doesn't seem to move. The other branch from the same bigger branch doesn't move. At this time of year, most of the leaves are on the ground, so there is nothing to catch the wind efficiently. Normally, Mr. Green would dismiss this last Summer as the leaves are still on. It is like the tree is waving, "Hi" or "Hello".

 

[WWEJedi]

I work in a hotel and this summer, some German guy who didn't speak English did exactly that when looking for a bathroom. I couldn't tell if he was propositioning me or what.

Does that help?

Yeah, it helps.

 

[devilof76]

Why is a branch of a particular tree waving when the wind seems calm. Other tree doesn't seem to move. The other branch from the same bigger branch doesn't move. At this time of year, most of the leaves are on the ground, so there is nothing to catch the wind efficiently. Normally, Mr. Green would dismiss this last Summer as the leaves are still on. It is like the tree is waving, "Hi" or "Hello".

I think you just won the thread.

 

[Mr. Green]

I think you just won the thread.

Thank you sir, may Mr. Green have another!

Hmmm, so like why is that black coffee taste like tea now? Sure Folgers still smell awesome while still inside the container but where's the smell and caffeine buzz go? Mr. Green should dump that nice looking round tea container and go back to green tea, at least. But, oh, that would be a waste. And sniffing Folgers is awkward, no?

 

[devilof76]

More coffee, less water?

 

[The Ween]

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

You need my job. I see that all the time.

 

[Mr. Green]

There's hope for Mr. Green yet! lol with tea plz!?

There's a slim chance but still a chance??!!

Jennifer Lawrence: 'I am lonely every Saturday night'

 

[fosing]

^is that before or after the fappening?

 

[Mr. Green]

Am sure it is after her nude pics. But it doesn't matter. She's still hot and young. She got plenty of time. It's not like she's a Kardashian.

 

[devilof76]

Was there something wrong with her pics? Or was the problem her reaction to being put on the internet like some two-bit ****?

 

[Mr. Green]

You probably still after Lisa Bonet, hehe.

 

[devilof76]

 

[Mr. Green]

She basically grown up in the spot light. Hard to say. Mr. Green will have a chance with her when he gets famous and popular, hehe.

 

[The Ween]

lets go step by step by what she said

"No one ever asks me out," says the 25-year-old Oscar winner. "I am lonely every Saturday night."

this probably translates to :"No one famous and attractive asks me out "I am lonely every saturday night due to not being asked by the most desirable men in Hollywood:
because there is no way she would go out with some random Assistant or anything like that.

"Guys are so mean to me," she says. "I know where it's coming from, I know they're trying to establish dominance, but it hurts my feelings. I'm just a girl who wants you to be nice to me. I am straight as an arrow."

which is interesting because from interviews I see from her, she always comes off as sarcastic and cynical.(she has an "in your face" attitude) which are not bad traits, At All! but, I am willing to bet that this makes guys probably be that same way to her. Im not even saying she should change, but... what do you expect seriously

"I feel like I need to meet a guy, with all due respect, who has been living in Baghdad for five years who has no idea who I am,"


why not move to Baghdad then?? or at least try dating there?

this girl... lol

You completely missed what she was saying.

As for being cynical and sarcastic, I find her very funny and full of ****. I'd love to hang out with her sometime.

 

[devilof76]

Full of ****? Full of ****? The suspense is killing me.

 

[hoodonit00]

Full of ****? Full of ****? The suspense is killing me.

when I get on here I usually go to the last page and work my way back to where if left off reading. I went back to the previous page fulling expecting that you were responding to carbo.

 

[devilof76]

What a pleasant surprise it must have been to find it was Ween talking about how much she liked Jennifer Lawrence's ****.

 

[devilof76]

In fairness to her, no woman has to go without. She's lonely because she won't settle for just anyone out of the millions who would gladly keep her company.

 

[Mr. Green]

I do agree with that too, it just seems silly to make it a big deal (Like Megan Fox used to do)
Jennifer Love Hewitt also fell in the same problem, she kept making it such a big deal lol, she kept talking about getting married on interviews and her bfs kept leaving.

Amanda Seyfried talked about marriage on interviews. She's not the same caliper as the others that is why Mr. Green feel for her. She's classy. One can understand how women think and what they wants.

 

[The Ween]

Full of ****? Full of ****? The suspense is killing me.

Sheet

Here that means she's jokester or has a good sense of humor.