SuperHotties - No matter who loses, WE WIN!!!!

[devilof76]

Lol.

I will admit, Scarlett has her moments.

She may well be the hottest woman on Earth right now.

If she's not, then I'd love to see the one who bests her.

 

[Lejuan]

I can't believe it took 239 posts in a hotties thread to get to this \/

Shame boardies shame.

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[devilof76]

I took her status as queen of the universe for granted.

 

[Blackthornone]

Since when is vegetarianism not funny?

There isn't anything funny about eating vegetables and fruits. There never has been. What is funny is people suckling at the teat of a cow or a goat. Now that's funny! Just because it is in a glass doesn't mean you aren't nursing from a cow or a goat when you drink their milk. Also, it's pretty funny when people have eaten so many animal products to the point at which they grab their chests and have a heart attack with a surprised look on their faces as if they had no idea what caused it.
Anyway, Kristin Bell and Anna Paquin are both vegetarian and are both "hotties".

 

[fosing]

so I guess that makes me 80, since I really have nothing to live for then

this may cheer you up, but a handful of 80 year olds are getting laid...more often than you.

 

[crows]

this may cheer you up, but a handful of 80 year olds are getting laid...more often than you.

wait, are you saying real 80 year olds?

 

[devilof76]

There isn't anything funny about eating vegetables and fruits. There never has been. What is funny is people suckling at the teat of a cow or a goat. Now that's funny! Just because it is in a glass doesn't mean you aren't nursing from a cow or a goat when you drink their milk. Also, it's pretty funny when people have eaten so many animal products to the point at which they grab their chests and have a heart attack with a surprised look on their faces as if they had no idea what caused it.

You think people having heart attacks is funny?

And you think there's no difference between sucking on a cow's tit and drinking a glass of milk?

Go drink a glass of big, fat zucchini.

 

[Blackthornone]

You think people having heart attacks is funny?

And you think there's no difference between sucking on a cow's tit and drinking a glass of milk?

Go drink a glass of big, fat zucchini.

Whenever someone deliberately does things that would result in danger and then act surprised when they get hurt, like people doing skateboard or bike stunts and knocking out their teeth or busting their nuts because they weren't wearing protection or they were just being stupid, or when someone drinks alcohol and then is surprised when they have liver failure or they smoke and they are surprised they have lung cancer or emphysema, or they embezzle money from the company they work for and are surprised when they got caught, it's funny.


No difference between sucking on a cows tit and drinking from a glass, because it is the same beverage. Similarly, there is no difference between drinking from the tap or a carton or a glass, because it is the same beverage.

I have never had zucchini juice.

 

[Lejuan]

As I read that post I imagined the delicious irony of Blackthorn, seated at the breakfast table after a hearty morning ingestion of avocado seed toast and a chickpea & rice milk thick shake, suddenly clutching at his chest and collapsing beneath the table, with the last thought going through his incredulous mind being that his ethically and morally superior diet did jack squat to arrest the scourge of hardened arteries that now claims his life at a relatively young age.

And oh the mirth, because heart attacks are hilarious

 

[Blackthornone]

As I read that post I imagined the delicious irony of Blackthorn, seated at the breakfast table after a hearty morning ingestion of avocado seed toast and a chickpea & rice milk thick shake, suddenly clutching at his chest and collapsing beneath the table, with the last thought going through his incredulous mind being that his ethically and morally superior diet did jack squat to arrest the scourge of hardened arteries that now claims his life at a relatively young age.

And oh the mirth, because heart attacks are hilarious

Not going to happen.
If I ate margarine, there would be a chance, but I do not partake of hydrogenated oils.


The funny part was someone deliberately doing something that caused something and then acting surprised when it actually happened. They got what they asked for. They reaped what they sowed. They took time to cause it, so now they enjoy the result.

 

[Lejuan]

Not going to happen.
If I ate margarine, there would be a chance, but I do not partake of hydrogenated oils.


The funny part was someone deliberately doing something that caused something and then acting surprised when it actually happened. They got what they asked for. They reaped what they sowed. They took time to cause it, so now they enjoy the result.

Scarlett Johansson has the best norgs I reckon.

 

[Blackthornone]

Scarlett Johansson has the best norgs I reckon.

Jennifer Connolly had great ones in The Hot Spot. I think they were better.

 

[devilof76]

The funny part was someone deliberately doing something that caused something and then acting surprised when it actually happened. They got what they asked for. They reaped what they sowed. They took time to cause it, so now they enjoy the result.

Does that go for people who die of cancer too? Or is cancer someone else's fault?

And what about people who eat red meat, smoke cigarettes and drink whiskey every day, but never experience a cardiac event? Does that somehow throw off the balance of justice in the universe seeing as the didn't get what they deserved? Or is a healthy heart something they earned, regardless of their actions which would have rendered a crueller judgement upon those of lesser constitution?

 

[Blackthornone]

Does that go for people who die of cancer too? Or is cancer someone else's fault?

And what about people who eat red meat, smoke cigarettes and drink whiskey every day, but never experience a cardiac event? Does that somehow throw off the balance of justice in the universe seeing as the didn't get what they deserved? Or is a healthy heart something they earned, regardless of their actions which would have rendered a crueller judgement upon those of lesser constitution?

I said it was funny if someone deliberately did something to themselves. If they got cancer because they were exposed to carcinogens like radiation or poisons in the water or something, then obviously they did not do anything to get it and thus it is not funny for them to be surprised if it happens to them because it was not of their doing at all. They did not deliberately do something that would cause the disease. They did not arrogantly believe they were above the laws of the universe and should not have ill effects from practicing bad health habits.

The people who get away with the most now, logically had ancestors that had better health habits than people who cannot get away with it, and because of the healthier healthy habits, it built stronger genes. However, eventually the descendants of those who are strong now who seem to get away with doing bad things will eventually have weaker genes and get those diseases just like other people who get those diseases now.

People who seem to get away with smoking, drinking and heart attack causing things now are weakening their dna so that their descendants will have a much better chance of getting those diseases in the future.

It's cause and effect. I don't believe in a random universe. Everything must have a cause and nothing ever happens by chance.
Chance is an illusion based upon incomplete comprehension of all of the factors which determine an outcome.

 

[a-dev]

this may cheer you up, but a handful of 80 year olds are getting laid...more often than you.

Hopefully just to other 60+'s.

 

[The Ween]

There isn't anything funny about eating vegetables and fruits. There never has been. What is funny is people suckling at the teat of a cow or a goat. Now that's funny! Just because it is in a glass doesn't mean you aren't nursing from a cow or a goat when you drink their milk. Also, it's pretty funny when people have eaten so many animal products to the point at which they grab their chests and have a heart attack with a surprised look on their faces as if they had no idea what caused it.
Anyway, Kristin Bell and Anna Paquin are both vegetarian and are both "hotties".

Most heart attacks are traced back to smoking.

Anna Paquin She should get her teeth fixed.

 

[The Ween]

Hopefully just to other 60+'s.

Not anymore!

Good for them if they can get it. When we're 80, we'll still hope we can have it too.

 

[thenammagazine]

That's one thing that makes me gag......SNOT!

I hear ya. I can deal with picking up obliterated human remains and throwing them in a body bag and even the many stages of decomp, but boogers, horrid farts or poop and I'm heaving.

 

[The Ween]

I hear ya. I can deal with picking up obliterated human remains and throwing them in a body bag and even the many stages of decomp, but boogers, horrid farts or poop and I'm heaving.

I work with little kids, so I've grown used to poop and vomit, but I'll never get used to snot.

 

[thenammagazine]

I work with little kids, so I've grown used to poop and vomit, but I'll never get used to snot.

Oh... and nail fungus.