Taking the helm

[Darth Cruel]

I can see that this outfit is lacking in discipline and organization. I am here to un-****** that.

Let me introduce myself. Cruel. Darth Cruel.

Count Dooku, Darth Maul, Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine, Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler...all candy-a**es. I eat Navy Seals for breakfast. Army Rangers learned camouflage to hide from me. Marine Corps Snipers want to be me...but they settle for worshipping me. I got my training from the best...of the best...of the elite. Yes, that's right...GySgt R. Lee Ermey. When I conduct my visits of this area, I expect forums organized for efficiency. I don't want to see LOTR messages in Star Wars threads. I don't want to see threads from 2 different toy lines consolidated to save room. I want topics listed in chronological order and alphabetically where chronologically is not possible. I want posted messages on topic, concise, and well written. There is no room in my beloved Collecting Corps for slackers nor post-padders.

We'll get it right, or we'll be working late. And it'll hurt.


If that is OK with everybody.

 

[sonolimy]

LOL

 

[Mudshark]

Hey, I heard Gunny Ermey wears frilly pink panties under his dress blues...is that just an idle rumor, or what?

 

[Darth Cruel]

LOL - If he does, they are camouflaged and can be used as a deadly weapon.

 

[HAPPYBOY]

Pink camoflauge? Highly toxic for sure. Unlike grunts, Freaks don't like to follow rules, but you are welcome to try. And welcome to the Freak Zone!!

 

[El Roranous]

:emperor
Let's have ChAos!

 

[Mudshark]

LOL - If he does, they are camouflaged and can be used as a deadly weapon.

Don't know about the camo, but if he never changes 'em, (so I heard), well that would certainly be deadly!

 

[Captain Faramir]

So harsh! So cruel! I pray your rigid dictatorship will be tempered by mercy and compassion--if not, I've got lots of poor souls to comfort!

The Captain

 

[King Darkness]

 

[Darth Cruel]

So harsh! So cruel! I pray your rigid dictatorship will be tempered by mercy and compassion--if not, I've got lots of poor souls to comfort!

The Captain

LOL...I have already had my authority undermined in the Sell/Trade thread...It was kind of funny. And I wish the posts had not been deleted.

 

[Cocoboloboy]

Welcome Darth Drool, oops, excuse me, Darth CRUEL...SIR!

 

[carbo-fation]

Welcome to the forum!:chew :chew :chew

 

[DarthNeil]

:bborg

Get in line...

(and welcome)

 

[Jen]

WelKome.......

 

[Darklord Dave]

Welcome - but if you want discipline - then this forum isn't the place for you.

For real discipline you'll have to make arrangements with Mistress Jen after hours.

 

[Darth Cruel]

:bborg

Get in line...

(and welcome)

There can be no more absolute way to show welcome than to assimilate me into the collective. I am humbled.




Although I am curious to see about the Mistress Jen thing.

 

[Alice Adrenochrome]

... Although I am curious to see about the Mistress Jen thing.

Me too, can you take pictures??? Welcome!