Re: Terminator: Genisys (July 1st, 2015)
Junior is a classic and shall never be besmirched!
I would've loved to have sat in on that pitch meeting.
Probably something like this.
INT. Agent's Office - DAY
Agent: Hey! How's my favorite client in the world?
Arnold: I'm fantastic! With all the businesses and the Planet Hollywood and all these things!
Agent: Good, good. Damn, you looking big, you've been working out?
Arnold: Lifting all those bags of money keeps me in shape....HAHAHA!
Agent: Well, speaking of bags of money, I'm glad you're here cause I've got a great offer for you, and it's something original, fresh, and unlike anything you have done.
Arnold: I like it already!
Agent: You'd be playing an Austrian research geneticist and the film deals family issues among other.... things. Danny DeVito would be your co-star!
Arnold: Ahh, Danny! I love Danny! We worked on Twins and it made lots and lots of money because we played TWINS and it's funny because he so tiny and I'm so big and strong and people love all these thins thsing Ahah ...!!
Agent: Ok, well yeah. The film is directed and produced by the director of Ghostbusters, Mr. Ivan Reitman.
Arnold: Fantastic!! It keeps getting better and better! Are there any ghost in this one and do I get to stop them using my brain instead of my muscles?
Agent: No, not exactly. It's a ten million dollar offer, Arnold. But there's one more thing, you pretty much have to play a pregnant man, and there's a tiny version of you at some point and you'll be dress like a woman.
Arnold: Like Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie?
Agent: Yes! Just like Tootsie! Dustin Hoffman got an Oscar nomination for that film, so think about it, this could mean a whole different market for you, Arnold.
Arnold: Make it 20 million, and I'll see you at Oscars!
Something like that, more or less.