I came back to defeat you and your little floozie bad actress. So go ahead and cry now, because you're gonna die a virgin.
Honestly, I don't really understand why most of you didn't see that coming. We did, from Freezlectro's bad oatmeal make-up to his magically disappearing leather unitard and DiCaprio Goblin. Maybe if they'd gone the flashback route so viewers actually gave a **** about the relationship between Parker and Osborne, it might have helped, instead of taking the lazy route and pretending the characters in the story have been friends forever - despite no Harry appearance at Uncle Ben's funeral? It's really a mind**** to see them get Spidey so right in the first 5 minutes of the film only to spend the rest of the flick squeezing out bigger turd after bigger turd to **** on what they accomplished in the intro.