Sans the opening scene....
Peter goes to school, gets bullied.
Peter goes to school, and gets bullied.
Peter goes home to his aunt and uncle, working on ____, and bickering like old people.
Peter goes home to his aunt and uncle, working on ____, and bickering like old people. But he finds a suitcase and cries.
Peter meets the villain when he's nice.
Peter meets the villain when he's nice.
Peter goes to a science building.
Peter goes to a science building.
Peter gets bitten in that science building by accident.
Peter gets bit because he's nosy.
Peter sleeps, and now has powers.
Peter sleeps, and now has powers...on a train.
Peter discovers his powers in ally ways, and his room.
Peter discovers his powers in ally ways and his room.
Osborne is going to get fired if he doesn't test the serum.
Connors is going to get fired if he doesn't test the serum.
Uncle Ben and Peter have an argument.
Uncle Ben and Peter have an argument.
Peter goes rasslin for money.
Peter goes to get milk.
Douchy wrestler guy pisses off Pete and won't give him money.
Clerk pisses off Peter, and won't let him use the money he has.
Robber steals the money with a gun to the guy's face.
Robber steals money from the register in a very casual, and non threatening way.
Robber doesn't help Pete, but he lets him go, cuz the guy stiffed him for 2,900 bucks.
Robber helps Pete by giving him milk. So Pete lets him go. Cuz the guy stiffed him for 2 cents.
Pete lets him go out of revenge.
Robber tripped, and lost his gun (Big difference here!!), and Uncle Ben picks it up, and fights someone with a loaded pistol. He gets shot, and dies on the spot. But he knows who he is.
Robber at some point kills Uncle Ben, and Spider-Man doesn't know who.
He hunts for the Robber.
He hunts for the Robber.
He doesn't find the Robber.
He finds the Robber.
He becomes Spider-Man to be a vigilante.
He becomes Spider-Man because he now knows what it means to be a hero.
Connors tests the serum on himself.
Osborne tests the serum on himself (happened earlier...but whatever)
Spider-Man saves people from burning things.
Spider-Man saves people from burning things.
Conners has two personalities and talks to himself.
Osborn has two personalities and talks to himself.
Connors finds out who Peter Parker is.
Osborne finds out who Peter Parker is.
Connors wants to turn people into Lizards.
Osborne wants to ____ with Spidey, because he's a ____. Different character motivations now.
Anyhoo, the final battle isn't much like the Raimi first film. Except towards the end....kinda
New Yorkers help Spidey in a time of dire need.
New Yorkers help Spidey in a time of need.
I would say, the end is more like Spidey 2....so we're going there for a second.
Connors plan is thwarted, and reverts back to his self due to the serum hitting him.
Doc Ock's plan is thwarted, and reverts back to his-self due to getting electrocuted. And getting talked too.
Connors gets talked too earlier.
Anyway, back to Spidey 1.
Peter Parker's best friend's dad dies, and they have a funeral for him.
Peter Parker's best friend's dad dies, and they have a funeral for him.
Gwen Stacy wanted Peter to be there, so she could tell him she loves him.
Mary Jane wanted to tell Peter she loved him. She was there. \
Gwen confronts Peter, and Peter says "No, it's a bad idea. I made a promise to your dead dad, even though you know i'm Spidey".
Mary Jane confronts Peter, and Peter says "No, it's a bad idea. I made a promise to myself. You saw the ____ that happened, even though you don't know i'm Spidey."
Peter says yes at the end.
Peter says no at the end.
Who am I? I'm Spider-Man.
Who am I? I'm Spider-Man
Swing till the credits.
Swing till the credits.