The Dark Knight Rises *SPOILERS*

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If I found a Magic Lamp, one of my three wishes would be to get Anne in the catwoman costume, fo so
 
The film was great, but I still like the dark knight with the joker better. :goodpost:
 
She'd be too busy trying to phone home...

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Where do you find this stuff? :lol
 
I'm sorry, I was going to keep quiet at first, but after watching another of their videos, the "nerd" in me has to speak up. :nana:


Lol at anyone thinking Bats would be that unprepared. :lol

Kind of funny how Wolverine comes off as the more comic accurate of the two in a fight where both would need to be at the top of their game. Batman pretty much lost after throwing the first punch. :nono

We're talking about a guy that, in the comics, will sit back and stalk more dangerous prey days in advance of taking them head on, thus formulating fighting strategies and even creating all new gear just to get an edge. So, going by that logic, he would likely not confront Wolvie for quite some time. At least not before designating that Wayne Enterprises' R&D department develop Adamantium armor plating for certain parts of his body and most certainly not before creating some kind of antigen that stalls excelerated healing factors.

Hate to say it, but ol' Bats would have to give Wolvie a rain check on this fight. It would only go down like the creators of that video suggested if Wolvie been the hunter and not the hunted. There's a reason Dark Claw was created all those years ago, besides the idea merely being "cool." They are the best there is at what they do. But what they do best isn't very nice.

As a huge fan of both characters, I call bs. That video was made for the sole intention of getting those chicks to dress up and throw around their pillows. :p


p.s. - watch their Vader vs Gandalf video. Their first mistake was using Gandalf the Grey, who couldn't even best Saruman. Their second, and this is unbelievably stupid, is the fact that Vader uses sith lightning. He cannot use sith lightning. He's half machine... and his hands are metal conductors. They lose all credibility. I suppose their fights are a nice way to kill time, but are parodies, nothing more.

And is it just me, or am I the only one that wants to see contenders, of all kinds, at the top of their game in these "hypothetical" throwdowns? Granted, sometimes that means one character might entirely outclass the other, depending on the match-up, lol.

Also, this post is not directed at anyone in the thread, but is simply a befuddled response after viewing some of their videos, specifically after captain nerd began to take the helm. :lecture
 
I'm sorry, I was going to keep quiet at first, but after watching another of their videos, the "nerd" in me has to speak up. :nana:


Lol at anyone thinking Bats would be that unprepared. :lol

Kind of funny how Wolverine comes off as the more comic accurate of the two in a fight where both would need to be at the top of their game. Batman pretty much lost after throwing the first punch. :nono

We're talking about a guy that, in the comics, will sit back and stalk more dangerous prey days in advance of taking them head on, thus formulating fighting strategies and even creating all new gear just to get an edge. So, going by that logic, he would likely not confront Wolvie for quite some time. At least not before designating that Wayne Enterprises' R&D department develop Adamantium armor plating for certain parts of his body and most certainly not before creating some kind of antigen that stalls excelerated healing factors.

Hate to say it, but ol' Bats would have to give Wolvie a rain check on this fight. It would only go down like the creators of that video suggested if Wolvie been the hunter and not the hunted. There's a reason Dark Claw was created all those years ago, besides the idea merely being "cool." They are the best there is at what they do. But what they do best isn't very nice.

As a huge fan of both characters, I call bs. That video was made for the sole intention of getting those chicks to dress up and throw around their pillows. :p


p.s. - watch their Vader vs Gandalf video. Their first mistake was using Gandalf the Grey, who couldn't even best Saruman. Their second, and this is unbelievably stupid, is the fact that Vader uses sith lightning. He cannot use sith lightning. He's half machine... and his hands are metal conductors. They lose all credibility. I suppose their fights are a nice way to kill time, but are parodies, nothing more.

And is it just me, or am I the only one that wants to see contenders, of all kinds, at the top of their game in these "hypothetical" throwdowns? Granted, sometimes that means one character might entirely outclass the other, depending on the match-up, lol.

Also, this post is not directed at anyone in the thread, but is simply a befuddled response after viewing some of their videos, specifically after captain nerd began to take the helm. :lecture

Honestly, Wolverine has him pretty much matched. And the one thing you'd expect to get Batman through, experience, well, Logan has over a century of it (including training in Japan). Face-to-face Batman always loses that fight against someone like Logan, whose senses will always alert him, whose healing factor and adamantium make him pretty much invulnerable, and who's not afraid to kill, especially the X-Force rendition. :huh
 
Honestly, Wolverine has him pretty much matched. And the one thing you'd expect to get Batman through, experience, well, Logan has over a century of it (including training in Japan). Face-to-face Batman always loses that fight against someone like Logan, whose senses will always alert him, whose healing factor and adamantium make him pretty much invulnerable, and who's not afraid to kill, especially the X-Force rendition. :huh

And Batman just isn't a straight up killing machine like Wolverine. He's never going to "outfight" him in hand to hand combat. Now if a crazy clown is trying to get two ferries to blow themselves up who do you call? Not Wolverine. But you need someone to win a fight to the death in a cramped hallway? Yeah the unstoppable death machine is gonna take that one.
 
Screw Wolverie's healing powers, Batman will just trick Wolverine into the desert or ocean and then drop a nuke on him while he's not looking and be done with it.

Just don't ask the LOS to do it because they'll **** it up. :lol

The LOS just aren't dependable anymore, I mean all those centuries of successfully destroying cities and civilizations, and for what, so that a crippled retired dude can kick their ***** and shut them down. :lol
 
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If Batman had enough lead time Wolverine would be toast. Batman would probably find a way to just freeze him and then drop him in the ocean somewhere.
 
If Batman had enough lead time...
This.

I don't understand how anyone can think Batman would be stupid enough to purposely confront Wolverine head on with little to no preparation. A match he. Would. LOSE! Hands down. Which is exactly what the video demonstrates.

It would be hard to cage Wolverine, by the way. And he's not easily put to sleep. Batman's ace in the hole would have to be some kind of adamantium plating to protect himself at all costs and he would NEED an antigen to slow, or even negate, Wolverine's healing factor. I mean come on, if Batman can somehow find a magic fairy stone to throw on a ring and beat Superman (a feat he has accomplished twice now), he can take on Wolverine better than this.

It's literally as laughable as Darth Vader using Sith Lightning. :lol
 
Screw Wolverie's healing powers, Batman will just trick Wolverine into the desert or ocean and then drop a nuke on him while he's not looking and be done with it.

Just don't ask the LOS to do it because they'll **** it up. :lol

The LOS just aren't dependable anymore, I mean all those centuries of successfully destroying cities and civilizations, and for what, so that a crippled retired dude can kick their ***** and shut them down. :lol

Wrong. If you're gonna use the film Batman, he'd up and quit and beg for death. :lecture:lecture:lecture

This.

I don't understand how anyone can think Batman would be stupid enough to purposely confront Wolverine head on with little to no preparation. A match he. Would. LOSE! Hands down. Which is exactly what the video demonstrates.

It would be hard to cage Wolverine, by the way. And he's not easily put to sleep. Batman's ace in the hole would have to be some kind of adamantium plating to protect himself at all costs and he would NEED an antigen to slow, or even negate, Wolverine's healing factor. I mean come on, if Batman can somehow find a magic fairy stone to throw on a ring and beat Superman (a feat he has accomplished twice now), he can take on Wolverine better than this.

It's literally as laughable as Darth Vader using Sith Lightning. :lol

Beating Superman, especially with access to kryptonite, is hands down easier than beating Wolverine. :lol
 
Unless something has changed since the 80's/90's Wolverine's main weakness is suffocation/drowning. His healing factor doesn't protect against that. Batman would need to get him into an airtight room or underwater long enough to do the job.
 
Wrong. If you're gonna use the film Batman, he'd up and quit and beg for death. :lecture:lecture:lecture
Lol!

Wait, which one are we talking about here?

Beating Superman, especially with access to kryptonite, is hands down easier than beating Wolverine. :lol
And that was my point entirely. Kryptonite is supposed to be this ungodly rare material, yet Lex Luthor and Batman seem to have a ready supply of it at all times.

So, it's entirely feasible that Bruce Wayne could get his R&D team to create Adamantium. Thus, Batman has some nice armor plating when he meets up with Mr. Logan for their little bout. The hard part would be creating the antigen, I'd think, which he would need more than the armor, as the latter wouldn't save Batman in the long run. Eventually Wolverine would find the sweet spot(s).
 
Unless something has changed since the 80's/90's Wolverine's main weakness is suffocation/drowning. His healing factor doesn't protect against that. Batman would need to get him into an airtight room or underwater long enough to do the job.
A lot has changed actually. Last I knew, Wolverine could be thrown into a pool of magma, left there for hours, pulled out by Magneto and would eventually regenerate back to normal. Granted, he'd be pissed as hell and have one killer headache. :)

Although, it's possible his power has been reduced over the years, but I digress. I haven't kept up with modern comic book character changes over the recent years.
 
Unless something has changed since the 80's/90's Wolverine's main weakness is suffocation/drowning. His healing factor doesn't protect against that. Batman would need to get him into an airtight room or underwater long enough to do the job.

:nono

A lot has changed actually. Last I knew, Wolverine could be thrown into a pool of magma, left there for hours, pulled out by Magneto and would eventually regenerate back to normal. Granted, he'd be pissed as hell and have one killer headache. :)

Although, it's possible his power has been reduced over the years, but I digress. I haven't kept up with modern comic book character changes over the recent years.

:exactly:

The suffocation theory is out. He's been all but burned to a crisp (there's no oxygen in an inferno), drowned and washed up on shore, even had his brain turned to jelly by Hulk during WWH (who admitted that he likely couldn't kill Wolvy with his healing factor). Batman would only prolong the inevitable using adamantium armor. And finding something that might slow Wolvy's healing factor is at best a gamble. In the end, the one thing that gives Wolverine the edge is that he will kill. Something Batman, can't and won't do.
 
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