The Expendables 3

[CelticPredator]

You mean the one they photoshopped? I never looked for it after I saw the cover.

 

[thenammagazine]

You mean the one they photoshopped? I never looked for it after I saw the cover.

There's no difference between photoshopping and caking on the hookerpaint to make her look better on camera.

 

[CelticPredator]

She doesn't look human.

 

[thenammagazine]

She doesn't look human.

She looks like a hookerpainted cokewhore. But she still looks human.

 

[Kuzeh]

...It takes one to know one...

 

[thenammagazine]

...It takes one to know one...

You should know her VERY well then.

 

[jye4ever]

I just tried watching E2, I had to shut it off.

 

[thenammagazine]

I just tried watching E2, I had to shut it off.

See, you gotta rub one out BEFORE you watch it. This way you'll last longer while watching it.

 

[jye4ever]

See, you gotta rub one out BEFORE you watch it. This way you'll last longer while watching it.

Hmm, ok, I'll give that a try.

Wait, who am I supposed to rub out.

 

[Black Knight]

She looks like a hookerpainted cokewhore.

I'm not understanding whats wrong with that ..

 

[spindrift]

Not a chance in hell. I rented the first machete for $3 and that was about $3 too much. It's not meant to offended but that first film is one of the biggest pieces of crap I've ever seen. The best part was Lindsay Lohan's ****s. The Expendables movies are Gone with the Wind compared to Machete.

she bared her ****s in that film???

 

[The Josh]

she bared her ****s in that film???

I thought so. JYE said it was a body double.

 

[Biojex]

Trust Jye, he knows his bewbs .

 

[Magpie 7]

Was her Mother's real or a body double?

 

[New_Kryptonian]

They need Tom to play a cult leader.
Oh wait..

Hahahahahaaa!!!!! I'd watch that!

So.. Wesley Snipes, Harrison Ford, Nicholas Cage , Mel Gibson and Antonio Banderas ?. This will be hilarious.

Indeed! These movies are for laughs, nothing else.

They still need Bruce Campbell, Kevin Sorbo, Lorenzo Lamas, Lucy Lawless and Cynthia Rothrock, and they'd be almost complete!

 

[jye4ever]

Trust Jye, he knows his bewbs .

I have male bewbs.

 

[Shai]

You guys are crazy, Machete was awesome!!!

 

[careyb]

You guys are crazy, Machete was awesome!!!

So is Expendibles 2 ! (ha ha)

 

[CelticPredator]

You guys are crazy, Machete was awesome!!!

It was. For the most part. Could've done without the commentary, like I said. Really the only problem with it.

 

[DEATHASYLUM]

I love both & can't wait for the 3rd Classic blow sh** up action films with all the greats. Good fight scenes too.