The Expendables 3

[Kuzeh]

See my post above...
Critics and audiences disagree...

 

[The Josh]

See my post above...
Critics and audiences disagree...

Saw it and don't care.

 

[thenammagazine]

An all male prison film.

I might sit that one out.

Unless Nam invites me and Biojex over for a private screening.

Ohhh hell no.

 

[Biojex]

An all male prison film.

I might sit that one out.

Unless Nam invites me and Biojex over for a private screening.

I'll bring the soap

Not a chance in hell. I rented the first machete for $3 and that was about $3 too much. It's not meant to offended but that first film is one of the biggest pieces of crap I've ever seen. The best part was Lindsay Lohan's ****s. The Expendables movies are Gone with the Wind compared to Machete.

Were they even her bewbs? I thought it was a body double.

 

[CelticPredator]

Probably. The first Machete is better then EXanything because it has someone using intestines as a rope. That alone puts it above those movies.

Any movie could benefit from rope intensities.

 

[The Josh]

Were they even her bewbs? I thought it was a body double.

I thought so. I hope so for the sake of that movie having anything worth being remembered for.

 

[Biojex]

I just remember the rope intestines that Celtic mentioned. Beyond that, not much.

 

[CelticPredator]

That's the best scene in the movie. Problem was, they didn't need no commentary on ****. So we'll see how part 2 does. Not going to watch any trailers. I want to see it fresh.

 

[jye4ever]

Seagel's death scene was bad, just bad.

His speech thru it all.

 

[jye4ever]

I thought so. I hope so for the sake of that movie having anything worth being remembered for.

Sorry dude, not her.

 

[Biojex]

I remember going in expecting a lot of absurd action. But I just remember leaving disapointed, feeling there was barely any. Especially in the climax. I felt it was very underwhelming. Part 2 looks a lot more absurd. So that's good. Plus it's got a great cast.

 

[CelticPredator]

Seagel's death scene was bad, just bad.

His speech thru it all.

I laughed. But since it was part of the Grindhouse thing, I took it as the joke.

But I think Seagal actually thought he was supposed to take it seriously, which made it even funnier to me.

 

[thenammagazine]

Seagel's death scene was bad, just bad.

His speech thru it all.

And despite that, still 1000x better than Talia's.

 

[Biojex]

Oh how true that is

 

[Kuzeh]

Seagal was awesome in Machete... "Puñetas!!!"

[ame]https://youtu.be/DEr-qS01Jrc[/ame]

[ame]https://youtu.be/mI5p9OAp0Rc[/ame]

 

[jye4ever]

And despite that, still 1000x better than Talia's.

Seagal was awesome in Machete... "Puñetas!!!"

https://youtu.be/DEr-qS01Jrc

https://youtu.be/mI5p9OAp0Rc

His daughter was in the 3 Gamera movies.

 

[CelticPredator]

I love Seagal. He's
https://youtu.be/KZErvASwdlU?t=5s

 

[The Josh]

Sorry dude, not her.

 

[CelticPredator]

Why would you want to see that old skanky crone's deflated **** anyway?

 

[thenammagazine]

Why would you want to see that old skanky crone's deflated **** anyway?

All he'd have to do is buy her Playboy issue.