The Expendables 3

[Kuzeh]

See my post above...
Critics and audiences disagree...

 

[The Josh]

See my post above...
Critics and audiences disagree...

Saw it and don't care.

 

[thenammagazine]

An all male prison film.

I might sit that one out.

Unless Nam invites me and Biojex over for a private screening.

Ohhh hell no.

 

[Biojex]

An all male prison film.

I might sit that one out.

Unless Nam invites me and Biojex over for a private screening.

I'll bring the soap

Not a chance in hell. I rented the first machete for $3 and that was about $3 too much. It's not meant to offended but that first film is one of the biggest pieces of crap I've ever seen. The best part was Lindsay Lohan's boobs. The Expendables movies are Gone with the Wind compared to Machete.

Were they even her bewbs? I thought it was a body double.

 

[CelticPredator]

Probably. The first Machete is better then EXanything because it has someone using intestines as a rope. That alone puts it above those movies.

Any movie could benefit from rope intensities.

 

[The Josh]

Were they even her bewbs? I thought it was a body double.

I thought so. I hope so for the sake of that movie having anything worth being remembered for.

 

[Biojex]

I just remember the rope intestines that Celtic mentioned. Beyond that, not much.

 

[CelticPredator]

That's the best scene in the movie. Problem was, they didn't need no commentary on ****. So we'll see how part 2 does. Not going to watch any trailers. I want to see it fresh.

 

[jye4ever]

Seagel's death scene was bad, just bad.

His speech thru it all.

 

[jye4ever]

I thought so. I hope so for the sake of that movie having anything worth being remembered for.

Sorry dude, not her.

 

[Biojex]

I remember going in expecting a lot of absurd action. But I just remember leaving disapointed, feeling there was barely any. Especially in the climax. I felt it was very underwhelming. Part 2 looks a lot more absurd. So that's good. Plus it's got a great cast.

 

[CelticPredator]

Seagel's death scene was bad, just bad.

His speech thru it all.

I laughed. But since it was part of the Grindhouse thing, I took it as the joke.

But I think Seagal actually thought he was supposed to take it seriously, which made it even funnier to me.

 

[thenammagazine]

Seagel's death scene was bad, just bad.

His speech thru it all.

And despite that, still 1000x better than Talia's.

 

[Biojex]

Oh how true that is

 

[Kuzeh]

Seagal was awesome in Machete... "Puñetas!!!"

[ame]https://youtu.be/DEr-qS01Jrc[/ame]

[ame]https://youtu.be/mI5p9OAp0Rc[/ame]

 

[jye4ever]

And despite that, still 1000x better than Talia's.

Seagal was awesome in Machete... "Puñetas!!!"

https://youtu.be/DEr-qS01Jrc

https://youtu.be/mI5p9OAp0Rc

His daughter was in the 3 Gamera movies.

 

[CelticPredator]

I love Seagal. He's
https://youtu.be/KZErvASwdlU?t=5s

 

[The Josh]

Sorry dude, not her.

 

[CelticPredator]

Why would you want to see that old skanky crone's deflated **** anyway?

 

[thenammagazine]

Why would you want to see that old skanky crone's deflated **** anyway?

All he'd have to do is buy her Playboy issue.