The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

[jye4ever]

I never knew Ween was a blonde.

 

[The Ween]

That ain't me! Actually....that looks kinda like Tori Spelling.

 

[DiFabio]

Send me a pic of you and I'll shop your head onto her . . . for accuracy.

 

[The Ween]

Send me a pic of you and I'll shop your head onto her . . . for accuracy.

When I first read that, I thought....."onto her what?"

 

[pixletwin]

I was talking to my son (who is reading The Hobbit for the first time) and he asked me who the Five Armies were.

I told him 1) Goblins 2) Wood Elves 3) Laketown Men 4) Dain's army.

But I could not remember for the life of me who the 5th was. Maybe the eagles? Anyone want to enlighten me? I could use google, but I prefer the answer from a freak-geek.

 

[NAZGUL-KING]

I believe you're right. It's been a while, but I always remembered it as (1) Dwarves, (2) Men, (3) Elves, (4) Orcs/Goblins, and (5) Eagles.

 

[The Josh]

I was talking to my son (who is reading The Hobbit for the first time) and he asked me who the Five Armies were.

I told him 1) Goblins 2) Wood Elves 3) Laketown Men 4) Dain's army.

But I could not remember for the life of me who the 5th was. Maybe the eagles? Anyone want to enlighten me? I could use google, but I prefer the answer from a freak-geek.

I believe you're right. It's been a while, but I always remembered it as (1) Dwarves, (2) Men, (3) Elves, (4) Orcs/Goblins, and (5) Eagles.

Yeah, its eagle/bats.

 

[pixletwin]

Ah ok. I didn't steer my boy wrong.

 

[NAZGUL-KING]

Ah ok. I didn't steer my boy wrong.

My eight year-old son is reading it for the first time as well, so I'm getting hit with a bunch of questions too.

 

[DEADDACK_33]

I'm 23 and re-reading the Hobbit. It is a timeless classic and someday if I have kids of my own I will enjoy reading it to them.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

That came out wrong didn't it.

Its funny, had I said to Josh's house, no one would've blinked an eye.

 

[The Josh]

Ah ok. I didn't steer my boy wrong.

You're solid.

 

[The Josh]

I'm 23 and re-reading the Hobbit. It is a timeless classic and someday if I have kids of my own I will enjoy reading it to them.

It's an every year thing for me. I plan to do the same if I have kids someday.

 

[Brainiac]

I was just gonna start the Hobbit haha.... just finishing The Night Eternal then I'll start

 

[jye4ever]

I will read my son great articles from Playboy every year.

 

[The Josh]

I will read my son great articles from Playboy every year.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

I will read my son great articles from Playboy every year.

 

[jye4ever]

 

[OSCORP]

True Alpha!

 

[The Josh]

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